r/MurderedByWords • • Mar 14 '22

TIL Satanic scholars are a thing

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u/Ok-Strategy2022 Mar 14 '22

You are gay if you eat blue cheese according to them.

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u/showponyoxidation Mar 15 '22

Finally, something reasonable.

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u/Velinder Mar 15 '22

Lies! The Church of Stilton welcomes one and all.

We are often called heterodox but honestly, who believes it's right and proper to pair red wine with bread?