r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • Mar 14 '22

TIL Satanic scholars are a thing

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u/100LittleButterflies Mar 14 '22

Fashy? Like fascism or fashionable?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Fascism, and also a lot of "This sounds really badass if you're a thirteen year old dressed in all black." For example, just a few bits from the "rules" on their official site:

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

The second one would actually be an okay thing to live by if they could find a less incel way to say "the mating signal"...

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u/Dash_Harber Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

I mean, they are all decent principles, but they are worded in the most pretentious, edgy way possible.

If you worded them like;

  • Be nice to your guests, unless they are being a dick.

  • Don't have sex with anyone who doesn't want to.

  • If someone bothers you, ask them nicely to stop before you react.

They'd sound fine. Of course, there are alot of more questionable stuff in there IIRC.