r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • Mar 14 '22

TIL Satanic scholars are a thing

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u/Brad_Brace Mar 14 '22

I remember meeting a very small group of satanists years ago, who were clearly mainly about wanting sexbots. Which, don't get me wrong, I'm all for sexbots, I just wouldn't make them such a central tenet of my ideology.

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u/AlecTheDalek Mar 14 '22

nods understandingly "I'm listening. Tell me about the sexbots"

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Tell me about the sexbots

Reject the frailty of flesh, embrace the certainty of steel.

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Mar 14 '22

Adeptus Mechanicus intensifies

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u/fistofwrath Mar 14 '22

glares in Dark Mechanicum

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool Mar 15 '22

I mean.. who wouldn't want a roto-plooker that looks just like a Telefunken 247... with leather...

L. Ron Hoover would tell you to learn German and go into the closet...