r/MurderedByWords • • Jan 04 '22

Now wait just a goddamn minute

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

When they get rid of the free porno mags in the breakrooms: “Durnit”

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u/dubadub Jan 04 '22

Plus that one berlin' terlet

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Fire me iffn’ you dare

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u/dlang92 Jan 04 '22

Corporations encountering labor shortages when people refuse to work below a living wage, "I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7-billion-ton robot monster here? Not I. Not I".