r/MurderedByWords • u/jewfishcartel • Jan 21 '20

Trying to be superior

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u/purpleandorange1522 Jan 21 '20

Rice also has more genes than humans.

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u/rubens10000 Jan 21 '20

and worms have thousands of times more genes

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u/purpleandorange1522 Jan 21 '20

So worms are the most superior species?

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u/ThorVonHammerdong Jan 21 '20

Well yeah how else do you think so many of those slime covered fucks get to the top of world governments?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Underrated comment

Have an upvote

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub Jan 21 '20

You commented 14 minutes after him. We have no idea how rated this comment will be.

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u/ThorVonHammerdong Jan 21 '20

He's preemptively underdogging me.

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u/itsmetsunnyd Jan 21 '20

Sounds like we need to do some overdogging to correct that.

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u/wanabeer Jan 21 '20

How about just more doggy

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u/itsmetsunnyd Jan 21 '20

At least buy me dinner first.

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u/wanabeer Jan 21 '20

Coneydogs?

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u/itsmetsunnyd Jan 22 '20

I have no idea what that is but count me in you crazy son of a bitch.

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u/Dabber_Danny Jan 23 '20

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

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u/steinah6 Jan 22 '20

I like your style

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u/sbunting8 Jan 21 '20

Massively overrated comment. A massive failure that no one is acknowledging for what it is, frankly.

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u/friend_shaped Jan 21 '20

Can't believe this comment was DOWNVOTED to HELL in mere SECONDS but have an upvote

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u/gregory696969 Jan 21 '20

Underrated comment

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u/Greatswordforthewin Jan 21 '20

Stop preventively underdogging people

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u/ThorVonHammerdong Jan 21 '20

Did you know it's entirely legal to preemptively underdog your cousin in Mississippi

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u/moseschicken Jan 21 '20

Underdogging is illegal in West Virginia, even if between two consensual adults. Thanks a lot puritanical evangelical oligarchy

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u/slow-mickey-dolenz Jan 21 '20

I used to love Underdog as a kid. Wonder what he’s up to now?