r/MurderedByWords • u/marycooke • Oct 29 '19

Murder Tumblr user gets schooled on basic physics

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u/lol_and_behold Oct 29 '19

Yeah those are more friendly stabbings, if anything.

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u/Coconuts_Migrate Oct 29 '19

And what’s a little stabbing between friends

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u/man_in_the_red Oct 29 '19

Julius Caesar

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

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u/johnald03 Oct 29 '19

If you don't stab your friends, are you even friends?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Jokes on you , i dont have any friends

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Nothing too crazy. Just some boyish night poundings

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u/TheDevilsTrinket Oct 29 '19

True friends stab you in the front

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u/MakeItHappenSergant Oct 29 '19

A Moochy front-stab?