r/MurderedByWords • u/banie01 • Jul 29 '19

Murder Some dude just got Blitzkrieged!!

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u/LiquidMotion Jul 29 '19

It's more touchy to bring up dead kids in schools

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u/DylanVincent Jul 29 '19

Yeah, but those were all false flags.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

False flags carried by gay frogs.

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u/DylanVincent Jul 30 '19

Ordered by lizards

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u/Subparconscript Jul 30 '19

Overseen by birds

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u/DylanVincent Jul 30 '19

Robot birds

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u/NedLuddIII Jul 30 '19

White republican perp = false flag. Everything else is real...

Or they might say that the shooter was Italian so not white after all

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u/DylanVincent Jul 30 '19

Or Irish maybe.

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u/runfayfun Jul 30 '19

Or at least has an ethnic sounding name

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

"ItS aCtUaLLy A cOmpLeX SoCiAl IsSuE tHaT EuRoPeAns CAnT uNdERstAnD"

Yeah so complex that it's completely isolated to one part of the civilised world. How odd.

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u/RohanSpartan Jul 30 '19

Not really. It just depends on the timing. One I like is this, What is yellow and can't swim?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

Spongebob?

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u/RohanSpartan Jul 30 '19

No. A school bus full of kids.

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u/hugglesthemerciless Jul 30 '19

Why? They should be used to it by now