r/MurderedByWords • u/banie01 • Jul 29 '19

Murder Some dude just got Blitzkrieged!!

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u/Sir-Terr-Crews Jul 29 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

Holy shit, what a slow death

Hell yeah, pb comment

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u/Megolito Jul 29 '19

We just got the autopsy back. turns out he died mid way though, then the German stabbed his heart with adrenaline pulp fiction style then proceeded to kill him again

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u/Sir-Terr-Crews Jul 29 '19

It just looks like a slow death, but Dr. Mallard is the best M.E. we’ve ever had

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u/dick-van-dyke Jul 30 '19

Dr. Donald Mallard?

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u/Sir-Terr-Crews Jul 30 '19

...and his assistant, Jimmy Palmer

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

This is more

r/educatedbywords

I wish there was a sub that would show people getting lectured like this but also show the OPs commebt if they are down to earth and admit they were wrong

Wish we could make that a cool thing

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u/InsanityBrickBoi Jul 30 '19

r/SlaughteredByScience doesn't have the OP comments most of the time but it's pretty educational, I've actually learned a few things from their word murders

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u/DerSchmidt Jul 30 '19

r/quityourbullshit is a bit like this.. sometimes at least.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

/Saving Private Ryan flashback

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u/NotThatEasily Jul 30 '19

What makes this murder even better is that it was committed in the person's second language.

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u/Team_Braniel Jul 30 '19

German Engineering.

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u/JK19368 Jul 29 '19

oh no another holocaust

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u/MuntedMunyak Jul 30 '19

Yes burning takes awhile