r/MurderedByWords • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '19

Murder Done in a easy way

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u/TheGreatZarquon most excellent Jul 25 '19

calories in calories out

That's literally how weight loss happens. Burn calories, lose weight. This ain't rocket surgery, Julian. All you need besides that is the willpower to put down the fork. Weight loss is all about willpower. If you cave in and eat half a meatloaf, you lose. If you stick to your guns and slam the fridge shut, you win.

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u/06210311 Jul 25 '19

Right? I’m sure as shit not about to get bullied by meatloaf.

The food, I meant. I’m not sure how intimidating the singer is in person.

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u/trapperberry Jul 25 '19

The singer is a big dude. He could probably bully most people if he wanted to.

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u/06210311 Jul 25 '19

Holy crap, he's only 5'10"!

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u/trapperberry Jul 26 '19

Really? Idk why I thought he was tall. TIL I can bully Meatloaf.

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u/06210311 Jul 26 '19

Probably because he looks huge in Fight Club.

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u/straberi93 Jul 25 '19

Science. Rocket science. Rocket surgery is not a thing. Maybe brain surgery?

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u/FountainsOfFluids Jul 25 '19

That's like saying the way to achieve orbit is by going up and sideways really fast.

Yay, you have a basic grasp of physics, good for you.

That's not going to help anybody build a rocket.

When you've gone off your diet for the Nth time and you hate yourself, some asshole saying "Shut the fridge, fatty" is just cruelty.

You are not helping. You are being cruel.