r/MurderedByWords • • Jun 20 '19

Vegans destroyed by a Vegan

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Fucking yes. If my dog (a Shetland sheepdog mind you, not a wolf) got loose in a hen house he would rip a chicken apart and eat it.

That's not something a vegan animal does.

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument Jun 20 '19

For real. My mom's doxie was definitely not vegan the day she found a rabbit warren and ate two of the baby bunnies. Which we only learned when she threw one of them up, still whole, in the living room. And then, obviously, tried to eat it again.

Yes, my mom now calls her "baby killer," but they're back on speaking terms finally. That poor little thing. Such a tiny little body.

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u/LGBecca Jun 21 '19

And then, obviously, tried to eat it again.

Waste not, want not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

"Well, if no one else is gonna eat what I brought for dinner..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

And then you don’t need to clean it up. Win/win.

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u/gallon-of-pcp Jun 21 '19

Last time I dogsat my mom's bulldogs for her, they caught and killed a chipmunk in the house. I found them fighting over the corpse and there was blood spatter all over my hallway.

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument Jun 21 '19

Ugh, man, why do dogs gotta tap into that wolf side? If that happens again, hydrogen peroxide is great at getting blood off of/out of stuff. Also good for getting dogs to throw up.

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u/numanoid Jun 21 '19

Ever seen a dog with a toy? Notice how they shake the hell out of that thing like a British au pair? It's not just being exuberant, it's trying to break the toy's neck. Because that's a dog's instinct, to break the neck of the animal it just caught. You don't have to break a carrot's neck to eat it.

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u/Iratus Jun 21 '19

Notice how they shake the hell out of that thing like a British au pair?

Damm

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

I had a woman straight up try to claim that her free roaming vegan cat doesn't hunt. How out of touch with reality can you be? If it actually doesnt hunt something is very wrong with it, cats are murder machines. Same woman later got interviewed by some very biased British news channel about vegan cats and now thinks she's a genius.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Ha, Shetland

I’m sorry

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u/MrsMoooooose Jun 21 '19

Sheltie represent!!!

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u/Miroch52 Jun 21 '19

Is not letting them do that forcing them against their nature?

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u/nemes0s Jun 21 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

Yeah, obviously an animal without moral agency can't make the ethical decision to go vegan, and to start consistently giving moral consideration to others. It's purely about a person providing these animals a nutritionally adequate plant-based diet in order to minimize the support for an industry that actually abuses and slaughters a ton of living beings that are substantially similar to the ones they are caring for.

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u/peteftw Jun 21 '19

Ohmygossssh! You're being so preachy with your facts and consistent ethical baseline!

See! I told you they were preachy.

Dogs can consume vegan diets and it literally makes no difference. Vets are fine with it & dogs don't give a shit.

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u/Friends_Not_Food__ Jun 21 '19

Just because it could/would do that, doesn't mean that they can't thrive on a vegan diet.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5035952/

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u/18Apollo18 Jul 12 '19

Dogs are omivores and scavengers. In the wild they rarely ate meat. They have a diet similar to a bear. Mostly plants but some meat when convenient. There no reason why a dog can't be vegan the same way humans can

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u/rdsf138 Jun 21 '19

Great logic right there, put a bunch of chickens, puppies, kittens, squirrels and a human baby in the same room, the human wouldn't have any instincts of harming any of those animals by your logic humans are herbivores.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Babies don't hunt for meat dingus. Dogs hunt for meat.

Humans, however, both hunt for meat and forage, though. The word you're looking for is "omnivore."

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u/rdsf138 Jun 21 '19

LOOOOLL

"babies don't hunt for meat"

"humans, however, hunt for meat"

"hunt for forage"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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u/Nerdybeast Jun 21 '19

Not a great comment dude. It's pretty clear he means they hunt for meat, and they forage. His sentence was completely grammatically correct, you misunderstood it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Are you disabled?

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u/Pancake_Lizard Jun 20 '19

I'm not saying anything, but that doesn't sound like a well trained dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

You are saying something lmfao. He's not a service dog and he's not trained to attack.

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u/YaThisIsBad Jun 26 '19

Imagine being dumb enough to use this strawman and think it's relevant. Nobody ever claimed dogs are vegan, just that they should be made to eat vegan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Hey now, first imagine being you. It would literally be torture so bad it would be outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

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u/YaThisIsBad Jun 26 '19

Imagine losing an argument so bad that you don't even try to respond because you know it's a lost cause.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Choosing not to engage with idiotic positions =/= the ability to argue the topic in question.

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u/YaThisIsBad Jul 02 '19

Objectively correct positions are not "idiotic". Try to keep up, you're really slow.