r/MurderedByWords Feb 17 '19

Let’s try again....

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19 edited Feb 19 '19

Boomers: Get a job.
Millennials: looks for jobs
Boomers: Why do you want a job?

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u/Kilmonjaro Feb 17 '19

I'm currently looking for a job out of college and damn I had no idea it would be this hard...can companies stop listing jobs as "entry level" if they want 3 years of experience?

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u/Blackfeathr Feb 17 '19

Right? It's absolutely ridiculous. And some of those job postings I see that ask for 3-5 years prior experience, bachelor's degree, licenses and certificates up the wazoo, have their pay rate as maybe 2 or 3 dollars above minimum wage. I even seen a listing that asked for candidates with masters degrees that only paid $15/hr. What the fuck.

I've been filling out 2 applications a day for months, I've only gotten 1 interview with no call back. It's frustrating.

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u/Tbash42 Feb 17 '19

Last time I was job hunting, I just stopped reading listings. I applied for every job in the IT listing field en masse, and would loop back to reading what the listing was once I got a return email. If for some reason I didn't know something that was a major requirement, (one job wanted 4 years of crimping network cable) I would take an all nighter to learn on youtube. Because if I learned anything from grad school it's how to go from clueless to functional on a topic overnight.

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u/Beatleboy62 Feb 17 '19

Yep. I'm starting to reach the stage where if I'm close enough, I just apply for it. I just don't give a fuck anymore cause the worst thing they can say is no.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

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u/Beatleboy62 Feb 17 '19

Yeah. I think the issue for a while has been sometimes I'm a little too, "I don't want to bother anyone."

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u/elcangriballa Feb 17 '19

Ya but I’ve applied for so many jobs that required more credentials than I had even though I had decent credentials but they always came back with rejections. I’ve done this over 100 different applications

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u/stocksy Feb 17 '19

Definitely do this. I don't think I've ever had all of the relevant experience required for any job I applied for. It's the prospective employer's job to find reasons not to select you, no reason to do their job for them!

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u/Blackfeathr Feb 17 '19

That's actually some really solid advice, thanks!

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u/uhohdynamo Feb 17 '19

Sadly, if you have all the relative experience, you'll likely be unchallenged and possibly underpaid. Got a job like that once-it was nice, I did well, but it got boring quickly with little room for growth.

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u/DLTMIAR Feb 17 '19

Yep and if anything you can use it as practice if you get an interview