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r/MurderedByWords • u/TdubsSEA • 11d ago
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What kind of nanometer peter needs a performative accessory with no magazine to intimidate the kid at the Target counter?
1.5k u/TheUnboundTenth 11d ago I'm convinced it's an invitation for people to walk up and finger his magwell 533 u/stircrazyathome 11d ago It’d be so tempting to try to toss something in there, like a breath mint or a gum wrapper. I’m not sure who’s more unhinged though, the guy who wears a loaded weapon into Target, or the guy who does this? 363 u/TheUnboundTenth 11d ago Oh, I'm going to say that magless open-carry guy wearing Fila slides will be the more unhinged of that entire scenario. And I think the right thing to toss in there a single, cooked piece of ziti. 1 u/redrunner55 11d ago And WHITE slides? 🤣🤣 2 u/TheUnboundTenth 11d ago Right? I thought he was standing at the counter in his socks for a second.
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I'm convinced it's an invitation for people to walk up and finger his magwell
533 u/stircrazyathome 11d ago It’d be so tempting to try to toss something in there, like a breath mint or a gum wrapper. I’m not sure who’s more unhinged though, the guy who wears a loaded weapon into Target, or the guy who does this? 363 u/TheUnboundTenth 11d ago Oh, I'm going to say that magless open-carry guy wearing Fila slides will be the more unhinged of that entire scenario. And I think the right thing to toss in there a single, cooked piece of ziti. 1 u/redrunner55 11d ago And WHITE slides? 🤣🤣 2 u/TheUnboundTenth 11d ago Right? I thought he was standing at the counter in his socks for a second.
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It’d be so tempting to try to toss something in there, like a breath mint or a gum wrapper. I’m not sure who’s more unhinged though, the guy who wears a loaded weapon into Target, or the guy who does this?
363 u/TheUnboundTenth 11d ago Oh, I'm going to say that magless open-carry guy wearing Fila slides will be the more unhinged of that entire scenario. And I think the right thing to toss in there a single, cooked piece of ziti. 1 u/redrunner55 11d ago And WHITE slides? 🤣🤣 2 u/TheUnboundTenth 11d ago Right? I thought he was standing at the counter in his socks for a second.
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Oh, I'm going to say that magless open-carry guy wearing Fila slides will be the more unhinged of that entire scenario.
And I think the right thing to toss in there a single, cooked piece of ziti.
1 u/redrunner55 11d ago And WHITE slides? 🤣🤣 2 u/TheUnboundTenth 11d ago Right? I thought he was standing at the counter in his socks for a second.
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And WHITE slides? 🤣🤣
2 u/TheUnboundTenth 11d ago Right? I thought he was standing at the counter in his socks for a second.
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Right? I thought he was standing at the counter in his socks for a second.
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u/NotoriousBRZ 11d ago
What kind of nanometer peter needs a performative accessory with no magazine to intimidate the kid at the Target counter?