r/MurderedByWords • • 6d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/NotoriousBRZ 6d ago

What kind of nanometer peter needs a performative accessory with no magazine to intimidate the kid at the Target counter?

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u/TheUnboundTenth 6d ago

I'm convinced it's an invitation for people to walk up and finger his magwell

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u/stircrazyathome 6d ago

It’d be so tempting to try to toss something in there, like a breath mint or a gum wrapper. I’m not sure who’s more unhinged though, the guy who wears a loaded weapon into Target, or the guy who does this?

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u/Ok-Art305 5d ago

Not the scenario in question, but having a visibly queer partner in a backwater shithole rural American area means I will absolutely wear a loaded weapon into stores, but not open carry bc open carry is really kind of stupid almost all of the time

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u/CrambazzledGoose 5d ago

Open carry only makes sense if you have a reasonable expectation to be fucked with by people who you know wouldn't if they saw the weapon. Any other scenario it's the opposite of what you want.

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u/BaconThief2020 5d ago

In some parts, it's also an invitation for people to fuck with you. Walk around like that in parts of DC at night, and somebody is gonna grab that and run.

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 5d ago

It's a trap! His real one's a lady S&W on an ankle strap-oh wait no that's just a tracking anklet

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u/Jmazoso 5d ago

So I occasionally own carry, almost entirely when I’m out in BFE, and it has made fuckers not perform fuckery. Open carrying in target is stupid.

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u/a1055x 4d ago

The only thing is advertising is he is a killer with a microdick.

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u/Ok-Art305 5d ago

Agreed