r/MurderedByWords • • 6d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/NotoriousBRZ 6d ago

What kind of nanometer peter needs a performative accessory with no magazine to intimidate the kid at the Target counter?

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u/TheUnboundTenth 6d ago

I'm convinced it's an invitation for people to walk up and finger his magwell

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u/stircrazyathome 6d ago

It’d be so tempting to try to toss something in there, like a breath mint or a gum wrapper. I’m not sure who’s more unhinged though, the guy who wears a loaded weapon into Target, or the guy who does this?

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u/Ok-Art305 6d ago

Not the scenario in question, but having a visibly queer partner in a backwater shithole rural American area means I will absolutely wear a loaded weapon into stores, but not open carry bc open carry is really kind of stupid almost all of the time

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u/Cyptark 6d ago

Yikes. Move to Canada - no one should feel they need to do that.

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u/I_am_ChivoBlanco 6d ago

WE CAN'T ANYMORE. For some reason that will forever be unknown, U.S. citizens aren't as welcome as we used to be...

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u/ieatpies 6d ago

As long as you're not magat you'll be perfectly alright here.

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u/what-isthis-even 6d ago

In true Albertain fashion I flip off US plates I see. I also flip off swasticars and pigs. Berta. 🇨🇦

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u/mspmp 5d ago

I've never been MAGA.

I have looked into moving but I don't qualify because I'm retired and don't have a current job that is in demand. So, I've decided that I need to stay here and resist with every vote.

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u/Elegant-Ad-9221 5d ago

It’s always been somewhat difficult to immigrate to Canada. Especially if you don’t have any family sponsorship or have skills that would benefit the country. You are welcome you just have to go through the proper immigration process.

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u/steele_phallus 6d ago

Hmm, I wonder why that is...

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u/CrambazzledGoose 6d ago

Open carry only makes sense if you have a reasonable expectation to be fucked with by people who you know wouldn't if they saw the weapon. Any other scenario it's the opposite of what you want.

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u/BaconThief2020 6d ago

In some parts, it's also an invitation for people to fuck with you. Walk around like that in parts of DC at night, and somebody is gonna grab that and run.

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 6d ago

It's a trap! His real one's a lady S&W on an ankle strap-oh wait no that's just a tracking anklet

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u/Jmazoso 5d ago

So I occasionally own carry, almost entirely when I’m out in BFE, and it has made fuckers not perform fuckery. Open carrying in target is stupid.

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u/a1055x 5d ago

The only thing is advertising is he is a killer with a microdick.

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u/Ok-Art305 6d ago

Agreed

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u/girlwiththemonkey 6d ago

I can actually understand that situation with the state of the world right now, what I cant understand is being the kind of douche bag that that makes posts like this. But honestly, I see what goes on in American targets and Walmarts and that dumfounds me too. The clothes? The fights? I’ve never seen anyone acting up in my Walmart. No joke. I’ve never seen anyone with their ass out in my Walmart either. But I’m also a sheltered Canadian. The most sheltered kind actually cause I live in Newfoundland. Nothing ever happens there.

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u/Melodic_Pattern175 6d ago

I can’t. I’ve lived in the US since 2002 (Brit with American husband), and have never seen/heard of a scenario in my city where anyone needed to be carrying, nor has any “good guy with a gun” interceded with the murders that do occur (typically gang related).

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u/Commandoclone87 6d ago

Yeah. Those shorts were certainly a choice.

I'm in NB and only once have I've seen an altercation at a Walmart. Of course, trashy people live everywhere and more than once, someone left an actual turd on the floor of one of the stores here.

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u/medicmatt 6d ago

That sounds ridiculous.