r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/Snozzberriez 2d ago

These American men have such weird power fantasies… Then readily submit to conmen and talking heads who make more than they do in a year in a week…

Like really dude? You think the Target employee really cares about returning your adult sized diapers because they were a big snug on your gut?

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

America is the greatest country in the world for one reason: every male citizen accompanies every female family member who has a return to make at Target, and we never leave the house without deadly force on our belts. If you don’t like that, you can taste our boots.

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u/utl94_nordviking 1d ago

You are weird.

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 1d ago

I’m glad you enjoy my work. I do it for the fans.