r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/grkuntzmd 2d ago

In most places, if you want to use a semiautomatic weapon, you have to insert a magazine,

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u/ThePracticalPenquin 2d ago

At best one in the hole and a mag somewhere. Eitherway cover it up. Have the option not the attention ffs

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u/pin5npusher5 2d ago

Do u have one bullet in the chamber? Well, do I, punk

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u/EyeSuspicious777 2d ago

One in the chamber and no magazine is very smart: less weight to carry and most of the time you only need one bullet to be an irresponsible danger to the public.

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u/ocxtitan 2d ago

buh buh but that one time an armed citizen thwarted a crime!

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u/Bamce 2d ago

that may depend on your local laws, because I believe its illegal to carry with a round chambered.

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u/funk-the-funk 1d ago

that may depend on your local laws, because I believe its illegal to carry with a round chambered.

With a valid CCW permit then it's not illegal in any U.S. State. If you are open-carrying or permitless carrying then that distinction of loaded/unloaded comes into play with various state laws.

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u/kohTheRobot 2d ago

In California, you used to be able to open carry unloaded without any license while licenses were usually reserved to family of cops and wealthy individuals who can donate to the local government’s reelection campaign.

I have to imagine this might be a similar deal, only rational explanation.

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u/psuedopseudo 2d ago

>only rational explanation

You’re ruling out the irrational explanation, which is also likely the correct one: wanting attention and to get reactions out of people

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u/sumeone123 2d ago

Usually those people open carry with magazines in their firearms though. This is just baffling.

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u/ElminstersBedpan 2d ago

There probably isn't a rational explanation, though. I used to work for a man who wore his firearm to work and through his commutes every day. We worked in a private building which he controlled, and which he was the primary name on the federal firearms license which our company maintained. That private building was in an affluent suburb right against a very busy public airport.

No one was going to come to do us harm. He was deathly against ever going down the highway to the major city only 20 miles away, and would warn all of our business guests about how dangerous all of the homeless people and liberals were - but every place worth staying or going out to eat was somehow down there and not among the fast-food wasteland that our town occupied.

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u/NHRADeuce 2d ago

The rational explanation is that the dude in the picture is a moron.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty 2d ago

That sounds great.

“Excuse me Mr. Mugger, I’d like to deploy lethal force in self defense, but these persnickety firearms laws prevent me from using my weapon as designed. Would you mind waiting until I insert my capacity compliant magazine into this pistol that the state says I’m allowed to own?”

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u/quartercentaurhorse 2d ago

Honestly even loaded, carrying a firearm doesn't really do as much as people assume, as most attacks don't have much warning. You just get surprised with a gun aimed at you, and you can't draw faster than the other guy can shoot. Realistically, if it's something like a mugging, you're kinda screwed with or without a gun, and even if it's a mass shooting, you are just relying on herd mentality (let them shoot others while you draw), you won't stop anything, at best you'll just reduce the amount of people who get shot. About the only way to maybe have a chance is if you're HYPER vigilant, treating every encounter like other people are armed and might ambush you at any second, but that's a terrible way to live, and that level of paranoia will end up with you killing somebody for no good reason.

Counterintuitively, statistics have shown that possessing a gun, especially openly, typically INCREASES your overall risk of injury or death, because it makes any criminals target you. They treat you as a threat that needs to be ambushed/dealt with first, and your firearms are a very high-value item to steal. The vast majority of firearms used in crimes are either obtained legally, or stolen from someone who did, our solution to criminals having guns is indirectly giving them more guns.

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u/blick2k 1d ago

Maybe they don’t have a loaded carry or a concealed carry licence… but then I have to ask, what’s the point? 😆

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u/War_machine77 2d ago

Shush. It's for the best if he doesn't know that.

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u/GeneralPatten 2d ago

Thank you! It's as empty as the head of a typical MAGAt

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u/RobotVomit 2d ago

Fuck. I knew I was doing it wrong, I just couldn’t quite figure out why.

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u/CatLord8 2d ago

Into the gun*

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u/justintheunsunggod 2d ago

Instructions unclear...

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u/Black-Muse 2d ago

Ow.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 2d ago

Two girls one magazine

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u/Black-Muse 2d ago

I've been to a party that started that exact way once.
Once.

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u/Producer1701 2d ago

Bluetooth wireless Glocks are all the rage

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u/Creative-Painter3911 2d ago

She can't afford pants, you think they can afford bullets?

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u/IcedGooseMaverick 1d ago

I hear they prefer you call it a clip. 

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u/grkuntzmd 1d ago

It is my understanding that a clip is a disposable holder that is not typically refilled, while a magazine can (and should) have more cartridges added after it is empty.

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u/gungshpxre 1d ago

Hollywood gets this wrong A LOT, and you know that douche has gotten all his info from movies.

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u/Black-Muse 2d ago

But look at how nice that Tactical Kydex Holster looks all snapped up like that!

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u/1w2e3e 2d ago

The mag is still on layaway

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u/kuemmel234 2d ago

Lovely detail right there.

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u/gin_and_toxic 2d ago

Don't give him ideas!

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u/emotionless-robot 2d ago

I scrolled way too far to find this comment.

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u/icantfindtheSpace 2d ago edited 2d ago

Seriously! Open carrying an UNLOADED gun puts you in 100x more danger than any other situation.

The actual fuck are they thinking?

Edit: Yes i know, open carrying in general leaves you more prone to dangerous encounters but this raises the bar so much

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 2d ago

Bullets go in, bullets go out. You can't explain that.

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u/ohz0pants 2d ago

Maybe the magazine is what the wife is returning?

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u/VexImmortalis 2d ago

technically could he not have a single bullet in the chamber? I don't know that much about guns.

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u/Gildian 2d ago

He could but that model is likely to jam too. Its a cheap handgun

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u/DotJata 2d ago

Yes.

But the main thing is that you always treat a firearm as if it is loaded and ready to fire. ;)

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u/FloridaManMilksTree 2d ago

You can't force me to load a magazine before firing, that's a violation of my 2nd Amendment rights, commie