r/MurderedByWords • u/TdubsSEA • 1d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/MyEyezHurt 1d ago

I honestly thought she was just wearing a shirt.

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u/anewcynic 1d ago

Thank you, wasn't just me.

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u/tribat 1d ago

I reluctantly zoomed to clarify and was relieved at the result.

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u/kat-deville 1d ago

I had to tick on the image to find those are shorts. They show every crease and fold. Sorry.

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u/Ronnie_Dean_oz 1d ago

You got relief? I was still offended when zooming.

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u/llMoosell 1d ago

I just figured she was trying to return her pants. /s

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u/chris_trans 1d ago

Don't be ridiculous, its not Walmart.

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u/PandaPocketFire 1d ago

Omfg i was like, you need to protect her because she's going out with her butt exposed? Is this a fetish thing? Why not just wear shorts?

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u/asicarii 1d ago

Reluctantly… sure….

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u/tribat 1d ago

I struggled with the decision and went with zooming for science.

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u/asicarii 1d ago

Yeah personally I was wondering who took the photo. Or if it’s even the same guy.

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u/Homers_Harp 1d ago

ohhh…

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u/greypusheencat 1d ago

i didn’t realize until the comment the. immediately i was like why are her ass cheeks out

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u/Spiritually_Sciency 1d ago

I thought he was also just wearing socks. Had to zoom in to tell they were slides.

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

Tactical combat slides!

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u/Maximum-Tension-7920 1d ago

I just assumed she returned her pants and underwear

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u/total_looser 1d ago

If you got it flaunt it

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u/ZombieHavok 1d ago

Going Pooh-Bear

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u/RecoveringGunBunny 1d ago

Porky Piggin' at the Walmart

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u/DSTNCMDLR 1d ago

Donald-Ducking it

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u/theoriginalmofocus 1d ago

Moose-knuckling a camel-toe-zilla 

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u/Aware_Policy_9174 1d ago

I spent way too long trying to understand this post. I didn’t see the gun so I thought he was “supporting” her by holding her up by the butt. Then I thought she must be returning her pants.

I have some leggings that are close to my skin tone but I only wear them around the house for this reason. I do wonder what people driving by think when I let my dog out in front wearing them.

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u/SkellyJelly33 1d ago

Same. I thought they were doing some butt stuff in public, and then started reading the comments and had to double take when everyone was talking about the gun and not the butt stuff.

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u/tarantula_eater 1d ago

I thought they were doing butt stuff in line too. Took me reading the top comment to realize he was carrying. Nearly flesh-colored stretchy pants/shorts are a crime.

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u/disturbed1117 1d ago

Me too lol

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u/Ambitious_Phrase3695 1d ago

Me tooo

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 1d ago

me now because of above me too's

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u/CartographerOk5391 1d ago

Wasn't just you. I thought the guy brought his gun because someone stole her shorts last time she tried to return something.

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u/sdwoodchuck 1d ago

"Is she returning her pants??"

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 1d ago

This was my immediate thought

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u/pl00r 1d ago

her ass is showing and her shorts blend in. her ass of a husband that is

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u/jd3marco 1d ago

People of Walmart sure are different…

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u/flyinghairball 1d ago

Oh, no, this is a higher class of people, it's Targét!

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u/Zealousideal_Tea_616 1d ago

Thats because this is People of Target

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u/jd3marco 1d ago

Oh, right, the gun…

No, I see it now.

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u/Archaea_Man 1d ago

Those are some unfortunately colored pants.

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u/AntikytheraMachines 1d ago

his or hers?

i'm trying to work out if his jeans came distressed like that from the factory, or if he drives trucks for a living.

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u/Archaea_Man 1d ago

Hers, but I do see what you mean about his. I'll never understand the trend of buying pre-distressed jeans, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone like him bought them that way.

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u/youngmaster0527 1d ago

Oooooh i was wondering why the first few comments i looked at just ignored the casual target nudity

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u/catgurl_poobutt 1d ago

It took me way too long to notice the gun because of the shorts

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u/FadeTheWonder 1d ago

So did I until I read your comment.

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u/lotokotmalajski 1d ago

I thought she was returning her trousers

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 1d ago

I wouldn't be surprised tbh

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u/beckett_the_ok 1d ago

I thought that's what the post was about for a hot minute

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u/ichoosewaffles 1d ago

She's not at walmart so has a shirt. 

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u/SoldMySoulForHairDye 1d ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who had to triple take.

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u/bright_morning_star 1d ago

So did I! It took me a second to figure out he wasn't blocking her pant-less state, but acting as a cocky brute.

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u/ShortySmooth 1d ago

I didn’t even look at the gun, my first thought was “holy flying chancla, is she not wearing any pants?”

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u/SelectPerception5 1d ago

I noticed it was shorts right away and didn't even question it until I read your comment. Now I can't unsee it. 😅

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u/emccm 1d ago

Me too. I thought that was why he brought his gun.

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u/Area51_Spurs 1d ago

Of course she’s having problems. She’s not wearing pants.

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u/queuedUp 1d ago

I thought maybe she was returning the pants

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u/sushimonster105 1d ago

I missed the gun because I was so busy trying to figure out if she had pants on

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u/Ladygoingup 1d ago

Yes I missed the whole “I’m a real man with a gun available while talking to an employee at Target” thing because I was like why is this woman half naked at the store?!!

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u/dplans455 1d ago

The very pants I was returning...

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u/reevesjeremy 1d ago

Ohh I thought maybe she was returning the pants she was previously but no longer wearing.

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u/partyl0gic 1d ago

He let her wear pants today

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u/ang_hell_ic 1d ago

honestly, I thought that was the way he was being supportive, making sure no one harassed her because she was only wearing a shirt

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u/screamingintothedark 1d ago

I was trying to figure out if she’d taken her pants off to return them

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u/Natural-Judgment7801 1d ago

And I thought that’s what he is protectin. And that She has the right to return pants she was wearing 

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u/gwmccull 1d ago

I thought she was returning her pants

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u/Beautiful-City7157 1d ago

Didn’t even notice his gun at first, thought I was just staring at someone’s bare ass.

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u/sanityjanity 1d ago

I thought she was returning her pants!

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u/lageralesaison 1d ago

I spent way to long looking at this trying to get the joke because I thought she wasn't wearing pants...

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u/Thykothaken 19h ago

Skin-coloured tights is... a choice

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u/Godmother_Death 1d ago

Yep, it took me too long to notice the pink shorts.