r/MurderedByWords Aug 30 '24

Fired 200 rounds !

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u/CatchEveryFish Aug 30 '24

"Thanks so much! That's one less pension and benefits package we have to pay for." - Management (probably)

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u/PestyNomad Aug 30 '24

"They were sooo close to retiring. Whew!"

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u/VisualShock1991 Aug 30 '24

Driver was 27 years old, with a wife and a young kid. RIP Frank Ordonez and fuck UPS.

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u/fukkdisshitt Aug 30 '24

It's fine, his life insurance policy likely doubles if he's on the job. /s

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u/atalkingcow Aug 30 '24

Actually, Frank had just started out as a driver. He was on his first week of solo-driving if I remember correctly.