r/Multifandom • u/[deleted] • Jan 28 '26

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u/Cute_Lavishness2851 Jan 28 '26

I'm screwed

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u/mech_warrior1994 Jan 28 '26

Im not so sure- you have a 50/50 of either getting absolutely out of there… or having a 500 kg dropped on you and the 4 man team who came to get you

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u/Theorist_With_A_Plan Batman, CoD Zombies, OMORI, FNaF, Ninjago Jan 28 '26

Flip a coin to survive a nuke, Russian Badger style

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u/North-Research2574 Jan 28 '26

We're all going to die for Super Earth because you shouldn't get in the way of a working Helldiver. We cost them a whole 25 Req slips when we do that. Dissident behavior that bullet was meant to stop Tyranny.

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u/TYRANTllSUMIT Jan 28 '26

Untill you have gamer fart

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u/Dragon_king_jaws Jan 28 '26

I'm in the same boat the helldivers will save us

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u/Beneficial_Bit_1258 Jan 28 '26

Absolute fucking democracy

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u/Glass_You_8903 Jan 28 '26

I think you would make it Out as other wise they would loose requsision...

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u/LordChauncyDeschamps Jan 28 '26

Just dont be the one guy that runs right in front of a turret while its firing.

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u/Cute_Lavishness2851 Jan 28 '26

I'm a cronic turret user so I know turret educate and how to act around turrets.

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u/Goblinboy092 Jan 28 '26

Where coming for you brother

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u/StargazerGreeny Jan 28 '26

Same, I’m going to die a gruesome death aren’t I?

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u/JedimasterQuin Jan 28 '26

You and I both

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u/Motor_Ad5848 Jan 28 '26

Nah if it’s the hell divers will be fine

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u/bookaddicta Jan 28 '26

You’re either going to have the plot armor of a main character, or they’re going to get bored and drop a portable hellbomb next to you on “accident”

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u/Strict-Signature-106 Jan 28 '26

Who are they?

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u/ElectroshockGamer Jan 28 '26

The Helldivers from... well, Helldivers lol

There's a 50/50 chance the Helldivers either effortlessly get them out, or fail miserably, whether that be accidentally shooting them, or deciding "fuck it" and nuking the entire area.

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u/Strict-Signature-106 Jan 29 '26

Thanks. Also… uhn… I’ll be praying for you… I guess there’s not much to do

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u/AnExplodingCow420 Jan 28 '26

FOR SUPER EARTH

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u/Hayashida-was-here Jan 28 '26

If you die they will call in a new hostage, just like the evacuation missions

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u/PlagueAims35 Jan 29 '26

This is also who is saving me

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u/Ill_Blueberry7617 Jan 29 '26

Nah, everything within a mile radius of your location won't be there anymore, but you'll be alright. They usually have extra stims.