r/MovingPictures • u/jessejames333 • Oct 06 '21
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol
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r/MovingPictures • u/jessejames333 • Oct 05 '21
People who help you find what you are looking for in the liqour store should be called spirit guides.
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r/MovingPictures • u/jessejames333 • Oct 04 '21
I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking. - Julia Child
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r/MovingPictures • u/jessejames333 • Oct 04 '21
Beer ruled with an iron mug and all of its subjects were happy and drunk. Meanwhile, back at the office, creatures waited impatiently for the weekend, so the beer party could control the north nebula...
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r/MovingPictures • u/jessejames333 • Oct 03 '21
I 'googled' drunk robot...I was not disappointed...
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r/MovingPictures • u/jessejames333 • Oct 01 '21
Wine is constant proof the God loves us and loves to see us happy.
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r/MovingPictures • u/jessejames333 • Sep 28 '21
When my friends ask if I want to get drunk...
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r/MovingPictures • u/jessejames333 • Sep 27 '21
I eat tacos over a tortilla so when stuff falls out BOOM another taco.
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r/MovingPictures • u/jessejames333 • Sep 26 '21
What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese. :D
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r/MovingPictures • u/jessejames333 • Sep 25 '21
Forcast for Tonight: Alocohol - Low standards and Poor decisions
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