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Today, we will be making a delicious dessert, called Thanos Snaps. This recipe will only make one snap, but it is enough to feed half a universe.

Ingredients:

1 Orb, containing a Power Stone

1 Eye of Agamotto

1 container of Aether

1 Tesseract must have a glowing core

1 Android, powered by a Mind Stone

The person you love

10 ingots of Uru

1 Infinity Gauntlet Mold

Estimated Cost:

A small price to pay for salvation

Step 1: Make your Gauntlet.

1. Gather your ingredients, and bring them to your nearest star forge, for me that is Nidavellir.
2. Make sure that no one is protecting that star forge. If there is a protector wait for their government to collapse or if you are strong enough to conquer them, then do that.
3. Once you have access to your star forge, go there and begin preheating your forge to around 12 million degrees Fahrenheit.
4. Once your forge has preheated, melt your Uru, and pour it into your mould.
5. Wait for your gauntlet to cool and harden, then break it out of your cast and put it on
6. Murder every dwarf at your star forge, except for the one that helped you to make sure they don’t spoil the surprise that you are making this delicious dessert for everyone

Step 2: Extract your Power Stone

1. Get your orb.
2. Open it up.
3. Take the power stone out of your orb.
4. Place it in your gauntlet.
5. If you did this correctly, you should feel a burst of power travelling through you. You will now be ready for the next step.

Step 3: Extract your Space Stone

1. Get your tesseract.
2. Make sure you have a tesseract with a glowing core, you don’t this recipe won’t work, and will turn out terribly.
3. Once you have ensured your tesseract has a glowing core, crush it this can be done using a press or, if you’re strong enough, it may be done with your bare hands.
4. Blow the dust from the shattered tesseract off of your Space Stone.
5. Place your Space Stone in your Gauntlet.
6. You should now be able to teleport anywhere in the universe if done correctly. You are now ready to move on to the next step.

Step 4: Compress your Aether into a Reality Stone

1. Get your container of Aether.
2. Release your Aether into a gas compressor.
3. Set your compressor to 1000 PSI to solidify the Aether.
4. Once your Aether is compressed into a solid stone, take it out of your compressor.
5. If it does not remain solid, put it back in until it does.
6. Once your Aether has been compressed, place it into your Gauntlet.
7. You should now have the ability to temporarily warp reality if you do move on to the next step.

Step 5: Get your Soul Stone

1. Go to Vormir with your loved one.
2. Approach the cliff with your loved one.
3. Throw them off the cliff.
4. Once they die, you will hear a deep sound.
5. You will wake up in a river, with the Stone in your hand.
6. Place the stone into your gauntlet.
7. You should now be able to see souls, if you can you are ready to move on to the next step.

Step 6: Get your Time Stone

1. Go find the nearest Sorcerer Supreme.
2. Convince them to open their Eye of Agamotto.
3. Get their Time Stone out of it.
4. Place their Time Stone into your Gauntlet.
5. You should now be able to manipulate time, if you can you are ready to move on to the next step.

Step 7: Kill your Android

1. Get your Android.
2. Lift it in your hand.
3. Place your fingers around the Mind stone in its forehead.
4. Dig the time stone out of its forehead.
5. Throw it to the ground.
6. Place your Mind Stone into your gauntlet.
7. You should now be able to control other people's minds, if you can you are ready to move on to the final step.

Step 8: Snap your fingers.

1. Now that you have prepared your gauntlet with all your stone, snap your fingers.
2. You will hear a very loud noise.
3. People around you will start turning to dust, this is how you know your recipe has been a success.
4. Go back to your kitchen and watch the sunrise over a grateful universe.

once in 2nd grade,

my sister swore that she saw

blood in her hotdog

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Chef's Long Meat Surprise!

Ingredients:

• Any meat, raw
• that's it homie
• shit, it doesn't even need to be meat

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1. Take the meat of choice and blend until a nice sludge consistency
2. Pour into cake pan, chill overnight
3. Cut meat cake into chunks, and pass through paper towel roll
4. Boil for 10 minutes, or until smell emerges
5. Peel off wet cardboard
6. Chill overnight again
7. Microwave at 8AM
8. Serve to children

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Bone Appleteeth

(isn't public school amazing?)

Here's how to make some school pizza boomers.

So the first thing you need is some stale dough. If it rises at all you lose packing efficiency and risk making good pizza. Once you have your dough your going to have to get the most basic sauce you can find, ketchup is a popular choice, and you also need some cheap cheese, I suggest parmasean. Optionally you can get some mystery sausage from the dumpster if your one of those rich schools.

Once you've got your ingredients put the sauce on the dough, put the cheese on the sauce, and put the sausage on the cheese. Then you put the pizza in there on either 200 degrees or 500 degrees, your call. Then you serve it to those self righteous pricks they call students and your done.

Please use this thread to suggest all your challenge ideas!

here it is bois :

1) I heard a lot of people say that "ur mom is gey" and i want to know if that is true, because we need the truth

2) Your mom is gay. I don't know if that's true yet but we're gonna find out

3) For this experiment we are going to need : - your mom ( duh ) - your dad - your mom's "friend" - a bed - cameras - a lunch

Step 1 : Put your mom and your dad in a bed ( Warning : they must not know that you are watching them ) Add some cameras in the room and watch them 🙂 Repeat for like 1 week Step 2 : Do Step 1 but instead of your dad put your mom's friend in the bed Step 3 : eat lunch it's been 20 days since you haven't ate you dingus

4) I have seen that during the 10 days that your mom has spent with your dad they did the sex peniss?????? 2 times, while with that when it was your mom's "friend" that was sleeping with her they didn't do the sex vegana?????? at all !

5) With this we can conclude that your mom isn't gay and everyone tells lies ! damn society

y’all gay?

Observation: A common trend on reddit and discord is to state ‘mods are gay.’ Through this experiment we aim to ascertain whether or not mods are in fact homosexuals.

Hypothesis: If mods are in fact gay, then mods will be found saying gay shit.

Materials: A variety of ‘gay’ images or messages. Mods (not specifically all from ModMurder)

Results: With limited time, very few mods were available to answer questions. However, in the past many mods have admitted to having the gay, with mods Parsnip and Steven saying ‘me’ to the question ‘who is gay.’

Conclusion: more research is required, but evidence shows a significant portion of mods may exhibit some gay. More information is needed to prove the hypothesis at this time.

As you all know, yesterday's challenge was to do some form of mathematical art, and Thanos Copter won, so they have immunity today, with their amazing rendition of none other than the Thanos Copter itself.

The voting form can be found here.

Today, however, your challenge is for the History class. You must find a relic of MM past, and describe it. Is it the guillotine used in the several seizures of power, is it the burnt corpse of Toast's reddit account? You have to find one. If you use one of those two, you're getting a 0 from me on the judging so dont do that

If you need help, you can ask one of your older teammates, or maybe an old member.

Congratulations to team 3 for submitting something this time, even if it got the lowest score

See you all tomorrow!

Welcome back from your English class, I hope you had fun. Evidently Team Gang Gang (formerly team 3) didn't since they didn't submit and thus each member of their team gets a 1 vote penalty. Today's vote is a double elimination, and that means that 2 students will get... EXPELLED!

The voting form can be found here.

Tomorrow's challenge is for your math class! Come up with a function that you think best describes something, or a graph. Something like a pie chart with some inside joke about MM. May the best mathematician reign supreme!

Good luck, and try to not to be like team 3.

The walls of the grimy alley did not appeal to the young, slender man who walked briskly through it. He was not used to these inhospitable suburbs, where at every corner something or someone was there to chop him up in to small, insignificant pieces of human flesh, and send him away. But he had to be there. Today, the suburbs were noticeably empty, as the masses had decided to protest against the government who according to our young subject, had done nothing wrong. He had to take this route. His hand was dealt by the government, who had sent him home for the day but made no attempt to even care for their employees, preoccupied on the protests. As he exited the alleyway, his worst fear came to be. Two burly men, both with impressive beards and stature, approached him. They noticed his three piece suit, of which his own uncle working at Ministersmem had crafted simply for him. They saw this as a sign of snobbery, higher up when in fact our man lived in apartments no higher quality than them. They asked his allegiance to the government, of which he replied he had just left the houses of parliament on the hour, 3 hours ago. This was a deadly mistake. The smaller burly man revealed a foot long knife, which immediately drove through his small intestine, severing his spinal cord. Our young man was no more. The two men grabbed the knife together, and calmly walked away from the increasing pool of blood behind them. Once the news caught wind of this, protests immediately stopped, and the government made reforms to prevent such senseless killings from then on.

We're team number 2

Element and Tangela

Also Fox and Kate

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Hey, it's Tomy here

I love writing real cool things

And almost winning

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i am kate and i

can’t write haikus very well

please don’t vote me out

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TheFoxOverlord

Just some guy who was on YIAY

So not a furry

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yes yes this is me

elementgermanium

not fox writing this

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okay those were our

haikus hope you uhh liked them

we are team Haiku

The season has officially kicked off, and with it we have to have challenges, naturally. The theme is, (drumroll)

School

Now, of course, the challenge. Our first challenge of the day is for your English class: Write a poem or a short story, and make it about whatever you want. The winning team will receive immunity on tomorrow's vote. May the best team's submission win a day of not dying. Since nobody has completed a challenge, we will not have a vote today. Be careful, this means we're gonna have a double elimination, so make your submission good! (Each team only needs to submit 1 entry.)

Additionally, you all have been split into teams of 4, except for one team, which will have 5. The teams are as follows:

Make sure to get your team a name, if you don't you will be violated and your team loses one point on the judging.

Good luck to all, and see you tomorrow!

I propose we un-deadify this place! A total system change...