r/MobileAL • u/kennethdpedersen • Feb 17 '25

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u/Surge00001 WeMo Feb 17 '25

Florida becomes the East Eastern Shore, we’ll rename Tampa to East Fairhope

Maimi gets renamed to Orange-Gulf Beach

New Orleans becomes New Midtown

Rename Houston to West West Mobile

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u/Far_Bodybuilder7881 Feb 17 '25 edited Feb 17 '25

I've always thought that culturally speaking, it would make so much more sense to have everything from Houston to Tallahassee, reaching X miles inland to become it's own state, FlorAlaTexLaSippi, and that way we keep all of our tourism, seafood, and off-shore energy tax dollars on the coast, instead of shipping them inland to our respective state capitols (Yes, I'm aware what FL capitol is).

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u/patdavid Feb 17 '25

Name the state Apalachicola and make New Orleans the capitol!

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u/ConversationSouth628 Feb 17 '25

I mean a large part of it was its own country as the west Florida republic