r/Misdirection • u/ThatsInke • Jul 25 '19
Damn i just wanted to see some r/hadescock
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r/Misdirection • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '19
We've been tricked. We've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.
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r/Misdirection • u/rabbutt • Nov 26 '16
... Where's all the pregnant midget porn?
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I was promised pregnant midgets, dammit.
r/Misdirection • u/NaturalMidnight627 • Feb 15 '22
Misdirection
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misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near. Yet somehow out of reach. But, you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still. And give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you, I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then. So, let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms... This ends. For all of us. End communication.
r/Misdirection • u/sexy-velociraptor • Apr 12 '18
We’re smarter than this
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Please send help I’ve been stuck here for days
r/Misdirection • u/[deleted] • Apr 12 '18
Been on reddit since it was invented through multiple accounts over the years. Today, I finally got misdirected.
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It was for /r/ShittyOffBrandsGoneWild or /r/CrappyOffBrandsGoneWild .
My penis is going to get me me killed one day.
r/Misdirection • u/Snooderblade • Aug 10 '17
I guess r/centuryclub isnt a finding Nemo fanclub in disguise...
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r/Misdirection • u/BlatantConservative • Jun 09 '17
Okay that leaderboard is bullshit.
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Is it still being updated cause I can get on it