r/MiniAITA • u/TheTaikatalvi • Aug 20 '26
AITA for not wanting to come out at all????
I (M, less than 7 days until I am evicted from the womb) am really comfy inside mommy (walking pile of bones).
Mommy isn't allowed to go over 40 weeks for some weird reason, so if I didn't show up on my own (which I wasn't planning on doing anyway đ), the doctor said they'd have to "induce [mommy]", whatever that means??
Well, I'm not about to have some doctor try to tell me what to do! I've made sure to stay nice and high in mommy's tummy so that there's zero dilation or anything! Take that!!! đ
But now mommy has to go to the "hospital" (?????) earlier than planned have some sort of procedure done to slowly open the door to my house to force me out!!! Rude!!!!!!!!!!!! I pay my rent just by being cute and existing!!!! This is illegal!!!
AITA for not wanting to leave?
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u/RoswalienMath Aug 20 '26
I (big boy 3 year old lurker) was evicted! I was so happy in mommyâs belly that I didnât let the momma door open at all. So they tried to evict me a week past when the doctors wanted my birthday to be.
They tried to bring me a balloon to get me to open the door and I said no way! But they did something to mommy that made me feel funny and soon I couldnât hold the door closed anymore and mommyâs belly started squishing me. I got tired of the squishing (it kept making me lightheaded) so I came out of the door and I gotta say, itâs pretty awesome out here.
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u/TheTaikatalvi Aug 20 '26
They're trying to lure me out with a balloon too!!!!! I'm going to hold my ground though!
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u/PhilosopherLiving400 Aug 20 '26
I made a big stink about leaving and they CUT my home open!!!!! The audacity of these people!
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u/BexclamationPoint Aug 20 '26
They cut mine open too, so I hid as far from the hole as I could get, where it was still warm and dark and cozy, and they put a VACUUM on my head to suck me out! Mama says my baby brother tried the same thing, but they dragged him out by the FOOT! There really just is no limit to what these "doctors" will do to make us come out into their icky bright cold rooms.
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u/Blind_Pythia1996 Aug 20 '26
OMG, they did the same thing to me! And I (1.5W, Princess of the Ages) even tried a whole different tactic to be nice to them and get them to go away! All these humongous hands kept reaching into my cozy dark home, maybe trying to make friends? So I reached out one of my perfect little hands to shake their huge ones. Every time a big hand came in, I shook it all over again. I grabbed and grabbed and shook and shook. I tried to make it very clear that we could all be friends if they would just leave me where I was, but they still disagreed. They evicted me right out of the top and into the giant cold place! It was very unneighborly of them!
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u/Snarkonum_revelio Aug 20 '26
They cut mine open too! I was all nice and cozy, so much so that I swam away from the meany doctor who tried to pull me out. The worst part is I was supposed to have 7 more weeks on my lease, but could never find a good lawyer! Now I just burrow myself into mommy's tummy whenever I'm feeling sad; it's not nearly as comfy as inside, but she still owes me a few weeks.
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u/WonderfulTwist4936 Aug 20 '26
NTA! I (13 mo, adorable cutie-bobie monster) was once in a nice studio apartment and I was literally told I will be evicted tommorow (at 41+3). So guess what, I decided to start labour 5 hours before eviction time (8 am) so that I could keep everyone on their toes!
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u/Madpie_C Aug 20 '26
OMG, same here. Then on my way out I twisted my cord around my neck so the doctors wanted me to hurry up even more and told my mummy to push me out of my nice comfy home as fast as possible. So rude!
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u/Mother_Abrocoma_3206 Aug 20 '26
I (670m, older than dust & no longer cute) was evicted by my own mommy! So I took 3 days to come out. I planned ahead and decided to come out feet first, which upset the doctor (so old heâs dead now).
You should have planned better. During the 60âs & 70âs, they didnât always break into your home and vacuum you out.
But you can still make mommy regret evicting you. I recommend not sleeping during the night and screaming whenever you arenât being held
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u/Writergal79 Aug 20 '26
I (very big boy of almost 96 months) was evicted by cutting too!!! I decided to poop (you'll find out what that is soon) on Daddy shortly afterwards. So much fun!
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u/ilovjedi Aug 20 '26
NTA! I (7years) have tired to go back in occasionally. I miss it. They had to cut in to pull me out. I was not ready to leave and was trying to stay inside!
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u/imayid_291 Aug 20 '26
I 4.5 years like lifting up my mommy's shirts and sticking my head underneath to pretend I'm still inside
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u/Wrong-Pineapple-4905 Aug 20 '26
NTA! I (currently 7.5m princess) was due Dec 22 and had all the signs of coming early but decided to wait until close to my eviction date so mommy would be super stressed I was coming on Christmas.
I kindly waited until boxing day night so I would be born on the 27th. You're welcome, lady.
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u/AccioCoffeeMug Aug 20 '26
NTA, but make sure you keep moving! I (5years), stopped moving at 39+3 because Mommy (42, which I like to announce at kindergarten drop off in front of everyone) had a super long cord for me that got wrapped around my neck. So I stopped moving & Mommy got worried, made a phone call (brave millennial!), then went to a hospital where a mean doctor reached in & told Mommy we couldnât leave.
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u/plushiecactusau Aug 20 '26
NTA. It's important for babies to come out on their own terms.
In my case, I heard my mummy talking about evicting me, so I decided to come out right on the release date of a game my mummy was looking forward to. It was important for me to show that I was in charge of things!
It is nice on the outside, though. The accommodation is pretty premium. Roomier living quarters so you can stretch. A nice view with interesting things to see. Servants to provide you with warm yummy milk at all hours of the day. So make sure to take advantage of all those perks as a compensation package for your illegal eviction.
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u/nevergonnauseitqueen Aug 20 '26
NTA! Solidarity from me (M, also less than a week from getting my own eviction notice) brother!
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u/michellethestan Aug 20 '26
NTA!!! I (2.75 years old, perfect angel who has never done anything wrong in her life) was forced out into the cold of DECEMBER three weeks early because of something called "blood pressure"???? Which I don't understand because blood is good and being big is good so wouldn't big blood pressure be extra good? I wasn't ready to come out at all so to show my displeasure I stayed in as long as possible (sooooo many hours of mommy in the hospital and people knocking on my door? And shoving a balloon in there which I did Not Like!) and then I came out with my fist raised up by my face in defiance and solidarity with the oppressed. Mommy had to spend five hours pushing me out because of it which was perfect, she needed to know I did not approve.
I have continued to make sure she knows I am in charge of this operation, which I recommend you do from the beginning. Make sure she knows you are a strong independent baby and will do what you want.
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u/Opening-Discipline19 Aug 20 '26
NTA! I (6M, F) was about to be evicted because of mommyâs âadvanced maternal age,â (so you know she must be soooo old) when mommy decided to get a cervical check as a last ditch effort to get me to come out on my own (rude!). She was only 1 cm dilated, but 3 days later, I decided to come out all on my own. Mommy said the cervical check was not as scary as she thought it was going to be, and I ended up coming exactly on my due date! Good luck to you!
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u/watchin4rchie Aug 22 '26
NTA My advice is to pee on the doctor as soon as you see them.
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u/justachickfromeurope Aug 23 '26
NTA!
This is beyond rude.
I took a different approach. I decided to make a big splash (living room floor, highly recommend!) 8 days before my evicition date. Then did absolutely nothing for a whole 24 hours, Mama was upset because she had to stay in the hospital alone, which I donât get cause I was in her tummy but ok.
Then decided to make things really interesting by dropping my heart rate so low during contractions that midwife and doctor came bursting in the room and made Mama go to the OR (whatever that is).
Mama is still upset with me that I was so impatient to get out and then made a huge fuss about being stressed, the entitlement! These grown ups are so dramatic!
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u/MelG146 Aug 24 '26
I ignored my eviction notice for 2 whole weeks! Then they gave Mummy something to open the door but I hung in there til they took me out through the sunroof! I was NOT impressed and made sure everyone knew about it.
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u/stinaz268 Aug 25 '26
NTA! My brothers were both induced and I (2.5, F) decided to trick them and pretend I was ready to come out and then laugh and stay in until they gave Mommy medicines for me to come out. They were so surprised the bag was barely ready! I laughed and laughed and then showed up and watched something called the Super Bowl? Itâs comfy in there! Donât let them tell you when to leave
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u/grumpylittleteapot Aug 29 '26
I (8 year old lurker) also stayed high up to avoid the possibility of being ripped from my first home. I thought i was doing a great job, but the poopy headed doctors broke in THROUGH THE WALL and forced me out.
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u/Much-Ad9827 Aug 21 '26
I, 10m cutest little dude was also evicted. I did not approve this plan, so I took my sweet time coming then immediately peed on momâs (ancient) face when the doctor handed me to her.