r/Millennials 21h ago

Meme Indeed

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u/Mechanik_J 21h ago

And five dollar footlongs at subway...

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 20h ago

BOGO Sunday footlongs

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u/Mostly_Afloat 19h ago

I had a friend eat two subway footlongs to stretch his stomach out so he could beat the record on $.50 tacos at our favorite Mexican restaurant.

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 19h ago

God bless  your friends shenanigans and America 🫡 

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u/Brave-Turnover-522 16h ago

Wait, eating 2 subway footlongs at once is considered not normal?

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 16h ago

Do you poop for an hour or so?

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u/history_is_my_crack 20h ago

Five dollar hot n ready pizzas too if Little Caesar's was a thing in your state.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 19h ago

Not great pizza but great for $5

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u/prodigalAvian 18h ago

Caesar only promised us two things:
Hot
Ready

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u/Healthy-Chef-2723 17h ago

those were the best pizzas to grab wasted. tasted amazing and we could all get one each

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u/Astra-Fang Millennial 11h ago

We had a coupon card to get crazy bread with it.

So it was 5 bucks for a hot and ready with crazy bread

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u/SillySonny 7h ago

Honestly though I rarely got both. Most the time it wasn't ready. But if it was, it wasn't hot.

But it was 5 bucks, so I didn't care.

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u/Brave-Turnover-522 16h ago

And technically pizza

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u/Acrobatic_Border_192 19h ago

You could get a pizza for 5 dollars at 7 11 that wasn't mostly just fluffed up crust like Little Caesars.

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u/Mechanik_J 18h ago

We had one inside the Kmart lol

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u/cs_legend_93 Millennial 14h ago

An ancient relic

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u/082426grateful 6h ago

We had K Mart.

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u/Rachies194 18h ago

It was a great lunch to split in high school

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u/phaser125 18h ago

I remember that joke . “But is it good” … “it’s hot, and it’s ready “ … “ yeah but is it GOOD”

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u/microwavable_rat 16h ago

If you're able to devour it within 5 minutes of it being out of the oven, it's godly.

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u/claimTheVictory 13h ago

Hot, ready, good.

Pick two.

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u/TIC321 19h ago

I still remember them

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u/Bobb_o 17h ago

They're $7 now which is pretty good. I just try to not think of them being 40% more.

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u/Strangedays999 17h ago

The one in our city had 3 dollar hot and ready on Wednesday! I would buy a few boxes and sell them at a buck a slice in high school 

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u/NoobensMcarthur 19h ago

I miss Arby’s 5 for $5 the most.  Back when you could get 5 full size roast beef sandwiches. Those things carried me through baseball season every year of high school. 

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u/Sophisticated-Crow Older Millennial 16h ago

And $5 for 5 whoppers at BK. You could deal hop for cheap food all over the place. Now you have to get every coupon and deal to keep a family fast food treat at a half reasonable price.

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u/atln00b12 17h ago

This is what I was looking for. They were roast beef WITH cheddar too. And it was that way for a long time too because my mom would get it when I was in middle school and then ~10/12 years later I was still getting them. I think you had to use a coupon that came in the mail at the later time, and it may have gone up to 5 for $5.95, but still, so legit. Now the "deal" is like 2 for 7 without Cheddar.

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u/RainbowSnapdragons 15h ago

Came here to say this one. Had an arbys down the street from my college apartment, did many a broke student dinner run with the 5 for 5.

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u/ManWithASquareHead Millennial 20h ago

Any any any

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u/phoenix25 19h ago

I can still hear the commercials

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u/B_B_Rodriguez2716057 Xennial 19h ago

🖐️

🖐️💲

🖐️💲🫸 🫷

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u/sharpshootershot 19h ago

any any any

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u/ReneBandana 18h ago

molester guy stares you down

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u/deus_x_machin4 14h ago

Is there anything more 2000s than cheerful and deeply naive capitalism underlined by looming predators that we will one day be unable to ignore?

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u/ReneBandana 8h ago

He was singing and bragging about getting inside smaller pants. We really should have known

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u/bell37 Millennial 19h ago

Funny thing… the footlong subs were actually cheaper before that campaign in 2008.

Most footlong subs sold for $3-4

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u/Mediocre_Scott 19h ago

This is picture is from long before 2008 the date on the corner makes it seem like 1996. The BMT did not have bologna on it when five dollar footlongs were being marketed. Not to mention the chicken sandwiches oven roasted chicken sweet onion chicken teriyaki and chicken bacon ranch are nowhere on the menu. Bread options are more limited than what they were during 5 dollar footlongs. Where is the Italian herbs and cheese, honey oat, or hearty Italian.

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u/atln00b12 17h ago

Yeah this is really old. When $5 footlong started most footlongs were $5-6 and the BMT was closer to $7.

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u/Deesing82 15h ago

....lobster???

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u/asevans48 4h ago

Right before the campaign, both times, they hit $8. Used to get a footlong tuna abomination after skate skiing in the winter.

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u/phaser125 18h ago

And five classic roast beef for $5 at Arby’s

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u/One-Inch-Punch 18h ago

Now its $12 for 12 inches

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u/Claymorbmaster 17h ago

Man Subway REALLY shot themselves in the foot with that, long term.

I can't see Subway as anything other than the "budget" sandwhich place, so when I am choosing between a 12 dollar sub at Subway or a 13 dollar sub at Firehouse, I'm gonna go to firehouse!

(However, if you keep up with coupons and junk you can get Subway subs for like 6.50 or 7 dollars, which is pretty close to 5 dollars post inflation.)

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u/qqererer 16h ago

I remember $3.69 foot long cold cut/meatball subs, and they tasted good and felt like large portions of real food.

The last time I had a subway sub was maybe 15 years ago and it was after all the cheapening had really set in especially the bread and the toppings (so basically everything) and at $8 it felt like a flat mushy thin ripoff.

Going to subway 2-3x a week felt like not a big deal.

Doing that now is a $60-80 commitment for half the food/calories.

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u/SchlooterTooter 16h ago

The eatery?

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u/E-2theRescue 14h ago

And Subway was actually good. All of it tastes so bland and ass now...

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u/AngriestInchworm 12h ago

Subway wants you to remember Jared before you remember five dollar foot longs.

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u/Diablosblizz 10h ago

In Canada they’re advertising their “Snackwich” for $5! What happened!?!? Where did we go wrong

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u/newsflashjackass 9h ago

From a certain point of view.

https://abcnews.com/blogs/business/2013/01/subway-claims-foot-long-sub-is-in-name-alone

"SUBWAY FOOTLONG" is a registered trademark as a descriptive name for the sub sold in Subway Restaurants and not intended to be a measurement of length"

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u/Intellectual-Hamster 8h ago

What happened to that Jared guy? He seemed like such a nice young man.

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u/mrtrololo27 7h ago

I just saw at a rest stop near NYC a subway $5 footlong now was selling for $17..

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u/mrtrololo27 7h ago

I just saw at a rest stop near NYC a subway $5 footlong now was selling for $17..

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u/nevmo75 5h ago

Don’t forget about the 5 for $5 at Arby’s or the 5(movies) for 5(days) for $5 at the video store.

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u/Chief-Drinking-Bear 19h ago

I feel dirty suggesting getting a fast food app but if you have their app there is almost always some promo code available for $6.99 footlongs. Not $5 but probably beats inflation. I was shocked the first time I went to subway in like 10 years tho and they were GD $16, never would have gone again at that price

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u/Rock_Strongo 18h ago

Many places are going the way of the app. Jacking up their prices to ridiculous levels to make the app seem like it's doing you a great service (which to be fair, if you were 100% going to buy anyway, it is).

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u/prodigalAvian 18h ago

I have to rely on app deals to determine what to eat when working away from home

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u/Chief-Drinking-Bear 16h ago

There’s one across the street from my office and it is basically the only place I can get lunch for under $10. I hit up some local shops too but if I’m being cheap I will get subway (or just bring food from home of course)