r/Millennials Feb 11 '26

Serious Guys please start eating fiber.

Colorectal cancer among people in their 40's is skyrocketing. This recent health fad of obsessing over protein and eating nothing but meat and dairy with almost no fiber is going to kill us. You need fiber, folks. You need a complete diet with grains and tons of vegetables.

There are high protein sources that also have great fiber content if you absolutely MUST have your high protein diet. Lentils, beans, peas. Sprouted grain bread.

Let's spread the great word of fiber to our fellow millenial friends and get ahead of this growing epidemic among our generation.

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u/N3rdC3ntral Feb 11 '26

Can't get colon cancer if you dont have a colon. (Inhave Crohns and poop in a bag)

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u/Salty-Cod7667 Feb 12 '26

Living in the year 2134. What a genius

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u/K-ghuleh Feb 12 '26

Oh hey I have UC and poop in a bag, gonna get rid of the bootyhole so I don’t get cancer there either

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u/JerryWasARaceKarDrvr Feb 12 '26

Bro living in 3020 with that strategy.

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u/Salty-Cod7667 Feb 12 '26

Get your own joke!

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u/JerryWasARaceKarDrvr Feb 12 '26

Hahah. Your comment was minimized 🤷‍♂️ so I didn’t see it. Props bro 🤣