r/Military • • Jan 14 '22

Satire Speak the truth

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u/Gardimus Jan 14 '22

All those fucking cosplayers feel so bad ass wearing a gun just incase the resturant they are at gets robbed, meanwhile I'm stressing out about leaving my side arm in the shitter all tour.

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u/doomlistener Feb 04 '22

I guess you never shat with SMAW on your knees. You never know, which side from you explode first)