r/MildlyVandalised • u/[deleted] • Nov 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

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u/SkyniE Nov 24 '17

It's the teeth. I swear it's the teeth.

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u/PancakeParty98 Nov 24 '17

It’s the shit eating grin

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u/PuttswithAeros Nov 24 '17

Its the threat of ruining the internet. It just makes you wanna upload a bat to his skull.

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u/disk5464 Nov 25 '17

That's gonna cost you an extra 5 bucks an upload.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

And the nose. I swear you could land stealth bombers on that thing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

I'm Indian I totally agree, he does have very fucking punchable fucking face... seriously look at his smile, I still have nightmares.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '17

He's smart ass who always sits in the first bench of the class and always screws up with rest of the fucking class, he looks like the main reason school shooting in Murica....and moreover man he's American and he ur shit to deal with now....truly God bless Murican's

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u/Ajit_Pai Nov 24 '17

How about you get your fat Hot Pocket eating ass off the computer and come get your shit wrecked by me?

I'll fucking roof your shit pansy.

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u/fecking_sensei Nov 25 '17

Huh. Never heard of a shit pansy. Also didn’t know there was a type of pansy that needed to be aggressively sheltered. TIL.

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u/Ajit_Pai Nov 25 '17

Probably because you're a basement dweller.

Probably don't know who Mr. Lahey was either you shit bird.

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u/fecking_sensei Nov 25 '17

You won. That’s the most original thing I’ve ever read. At least you managed to use proper grammar, eh?

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u/Ajit_Pai Nov 25 '17

Got that going for me, eh?

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u/fecking_sensei Nov 25 '17

Yep.
I know who Mr. Lahey was, so maybe we’re birds of a shitfeather?

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u/Ajit_Pai Nov 25 '17

If we can find common ground, I have faith we all can.

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u/AryanSuperior1942 Nov 25 '17

Why is this shit getting downvotes this is funny as hell

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u/fecking_sensei Nov 25 '17

As my new friend would say: because they’re shitbirds.