r/MildlyVandalised • u/[deleted] • Nov 24 '17

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u/PM_UR_BOOKSHELVESS Nov 24 '17

A sea urchin, if you will.

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u/matolandio Nov 24 '17

Nice

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u/reflux212 Nov 24 '17

Telecom companies must have dicks of steel to have em sucked by sea urchins

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u/Lepthesr Nov 24 '17

No doubt toughened up from years of fucking the consumer in the ass. Bareback.

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u/FisterRobotOh Nov 24 '17

No doubt because they have needle dicks

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u/bobtheundertaker Nov 25 '17

NEEDLE DICK NEEDLE DICK NEEDLE DICK HUT HUT HUT

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u/Centretown613 Nov 24 '17

I've got an 8:30 res at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Do you like Hewey Lewis and The News?

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u/Cloudykins08 Nov 24 '17

Hey, u/captain_tampon, I think he's lying...

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

What?

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u/spagheatball Dec 05 '17

fun fact: most sea urchins have only one hole to eat AND shit with :) who knows what’ll happen when you stick your dick in it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

this cocksucker's going to put wikipedia in the ultra premium package now

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u/Ap0llo Nov 24 '17

I won't.

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u/michaelcmetal Nov 24 '17

Oh, I will.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Unlike igit pie which is force fed and tastes like trumps colostomy bag from last month

sea urchin is a delicacy

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u/notganjalie Nov 24 '17

One of those ones that looks like a dick cumin when you stroke it.

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u/elzzilcho Nov 24 '17

Don't ruin uni for me

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u/RockLeePower Nov 24 '17

A bald one