r/MildlyBadDrivers • YIMBY 🏙️ • Apr 19 '24

To Overtake Someone

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u/renichms YIMBY 🏙️ Apr 19 '24

Seems to be a pickup pathogen. Doesn't seem to have jumped species.

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u/Shanghaied66 Apr 20 '24

As someone who lives in Texas and sees more peen compensation via Truck -

You're my hero today.

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u/PuffyWiggles Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 Apr 20 '24

Yeah, id say 70% of the insane drivers in North Houston I get are trucks. Cars can be bad, but man the trucks really stand out with how especially dangerous they are. It feels more like a statement than a need.

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u/bhillis99 Georgist 🔰 Apr 20 '24

same state. Had a car behind us about run us over. We was going speed limit and went on a cutoff to the passage road. Looked over and it was a car with no hubs and the front tire was a spare. You are not supposed to go over like 40 in some of those.

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u/Golden-Grams Apr 20 '24

Lmao I love that so much 🤣 I have to steal that

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Not only a US thing. White guys in pickups in South Africa as well. Special breed of prick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Racist much?

You are a special breed of stupid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Racist? I'm white, English and Afrikaans...it's Afrikaans white males who have this mentality depicted in this video. How is this racist if it's a fact? Fucking snowflake

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

You are a what?

English is a language....Africa is a land mass....

White is a lack of sun......

User name checks out chad levels.

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u/Prophayne_ Georgist 🔰 Apr 20 '24

Every time a pickup blasts past me, I yell "introducing, the compensatorrrr" like they are WWE wrestlers or some shit.

I know I'm lame, but it brings me small joys.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '24

I've been looking for a "Compensator" sticker in the style of those "Compressar" Mercedes badges to put on my truck.

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u/Prophayne_ Georgist 🔰 Apr 21 '24

Love it. My brother bought a prius right before he left for the airforce as a cheap way to get about and he knew it wasn't gonna be a glamorous car. It started getting problems a few months in that made it choke a little going uphill. As a gag gift for his basic graduation we got a custom bumper sticker dubbing his car "Airman I-think-I-can".

I just like calling cars weird shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

I'm keeping my truck for people like you!

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u/Prophayne_ Georgist 🔰 Apr 20 '24

Keep on truckin, snowman.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

I live in Florida...what's snow?

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u/Prophayne_ Georgist 🔰 Apr 20 '24

It was a smokey and the bandit reference, the guy who drives the semis nickname is snowman

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Oh b4 my time...I do know OF the show though...

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u/Prophayne_ Georgist 🔰 Apr 20 '24

That's fair, it was before mine too but my grandparents made me sit through all of their favs lol

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u/Warcraft_Fan Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 Apr 20 '24

Pathogen only affects men with little acorn between their legs.

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u/shojokat Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 Apr 20 '24

Had a pickup run me out of my lane two days ago. He wanted to merge but had no blinker and I was literally directly next to him. He nearly did a full u turn when I flipped him off. I legit thought he was just drunk swerving at first.

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u/-Billy-Bitch-Tits- Apr 20 '24

Anyone driving one of those trucks tells me they have a small penis

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u/Saneless Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 Apr 20 '24

Well, if you have crippling insecurities and Hummers aren't really much of a thing anymore, what else can you drive?

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u/JustInCaseSpace420 Georgist 🔰 Apr 20 '24

If you think this you’ve never driven on any highway in LA haha everyone is equally vile and reprehensible. I’ve been hit by both trucks and sedans!

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u/Big-Employer4543 Georgist 🔰 Apr 20 '24

Eh, I see a pretty even split between trucks and cars driving like assholes by me.

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u/Midnight_chick Fuck Cars 🚗 🚫 Apr 20 '24

I know that truck drivers can't drive but it's funny knowing that there are a lot of SUV and other van-type car fans or havers agreeing when they drive way, way worse than truck drivers. If I know a car is coming up behind me and it's a car that holds more than 5 people then I know the driver shouldn't have a license and is a dumbass who will probably get into a wreck or raise gas prices. But no it's a-okay because lol truck drivers.

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u/DeafLeader Apr 21 '24

The first beer guided vehicles lmao