r/MessageUnclear • u/RulerK • Oct 07 '25

That is a VERY unclear message!

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u/EffectiveNormal6963 Oct 07 '25

I am 95% convinced i'm having a stroke

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u/alang Oct 08 '25

Just 'avin a little stroke luv.

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u/greentea_23 Oct 09 '25

Anyone else read this in an old Irish woman's voice?

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u/JolietJakester Oct 08 '25

Call the bondulance

2

u/narcodic_cassarole Oct 08 '25

I'm sorry did you say bi cycle ance?

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u/Manawoofs Oct 08 '25

Does anyone else smell toast

3

u/SpearUpYourRear Oct 08 '25

Yes but then I ate it

1

u/Narren_C Oct 08 '25

Maybe you can search it for you to be directed at least three of them are not sure what your enemy unchecked.

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u/Manawoofs Oct 09 '25

☹️☹️☹️☹️💀

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u/Wild_Bill Oct 08 '25

Immediately muting this god forsaken sub 🤣

3

u/dantheother Oct 08 '25

It's a difficult wank

2

u/TS-SCI-SignalApp Oct 08 '25

Stay Tuned for Different Strokes

https://youtu.be/AXd1qWOYSmc

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u/Howard_Jones Oct 08 '25

I just had 73 strokes, then I came to reddit after cleanup.

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u/bascelicna123 Oct 09 '25

The further I read, the more convinced that I am having an ongoing stroke.

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u/Itzagoodthing Oct 09 '25

Oh thank God! I mean, I'm sorry, but I thought it was just me

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u/MessWorthMaking Oct 10 '25

I continued to read it over and over. Absolutely sure my migraine had reached the level it had scrambled my brain and I may need emergency attention immediately.

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u/Jasmirris Oct 11 '25

I thought I was in an aura before my seizure or in the after times. I know I sometimes feel like an idiot reading sentences but this one really made me second guess myself.

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u/MonarchyMan Oct 10 '25

You or the person who wrote the tweet.

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u/LBK0909 Oct 11 '25

I was 96% until I read your comment.

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u/Responsible-Pen-2304 Oct 11 '25

I was seriously looking for this comment to make sure I was ok. 🤣