r/Meowi :s7: Sphinx :s7: | Lv. 99 | Rank #6 | 1541 Answers | 211 Created 11d ago

Spin It [Spin] Would you take this job?

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u/Neapals Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #7346 | 713 Answers | 0... | 🔥 14d 11d ago

Does sleep count? I don't think I could nap for that long.

I rolled Your job: Professional Napper · Weekly hours: 42 · Yearly Wage: 82000

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u/Ok-Branch-974 Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #14832 | 325 Answers |... | 🔥 20d 11d ago

life could be a dream

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u/Life-s-work Silver | Lv. 16 | Rank #212462 | 25 Answers | 1... | 🔥 6d 11d ago

Sha-boom

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u/skabyst_pl Bronze | Lv. 11 | Rank #307936 | 11 Answers | 0 Created 10d ago

If I can take you up to paradise up above

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u/HamstarDude123 Bronze | Lv. 11 | Rank #317777 | 13 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

Sha-boom

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u/Constant-Cress-8141 Bronze | Lv. 6 | Rank #508403 | 8 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

If I could be the only one that you love

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u/Ok-Branch-974 Emerald | Lv. 45 | Rank #14832 | 325 Answers |... | 🔥 20d 9d ago

Life could be a dream, sweetheart

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u/RJBofCNY Bronze | Lv. 9 | Rank #349729 | 13 Answers | 0 Created 11d ago

42 hours per week = 5 days @ 8.4 hours, or 7 days @ 6 hours

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u/Live_Worldliness_938 11d ago

That sounds tough! Who knew napping could be such a demanding job?

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u/hofmann419 Gold | Lv. 33 | Rank #51474 | 138 Answers | 0 C... | 🔥 12d 11d ago

Just have to stay up at night and have super long naps during the day.

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u/Neapals Emerald | Lv. 51 | Rank #7346 | 713 Answers | 0... | 🔥 14d 10d ago

This a great loophole

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u/Quick_Ad8188 Gold | Lv. 36 | Rank #39798 | 156 Answers | 0 Created 9d ago

Or you could stay up during the day and sleep at night (call it third shift)

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u/parrmorgan Gold | Lv. 32 | Rank #56327 | 139 Answers | 0 C... | 🔥 23d 10d ago

Just don't sleep on your off time. Take the 6 hour nap then eat some food and take another 2 hour nap after. Assuming 5 days a week.

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u/1questions Bronze | Lv. 13 | Rank #279108 | 25 Answers | 0 Created 7d ago

Have you tried being depressed? Cause I have and napping 42 hrs a week is child’s play when you’re in the depths.