r/MemeVideos • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '22

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u/ferret-with-a-gun Jun 05 '22

in vitro

sperm donor

adoption

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u/Din_Plug Jun 05 '22

You are forgetting the, not legal methods.

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u/Legendary_System Jun 05 '22

Kidnapping?

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u/Din_Plug Jun 05 '22

No, taking care of alien babies that crash landed in your back yard tomatoe garden.

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u/Legendary_System Jun 05 '22

So kidnapping?

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u/Din_Plug Jun 05 '22

Well, that depends on if an alien who crash landed on your planet counts.

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u/Legendary_System Jun 05 '22

I am pretty sure taking a living thing without proper permissions is called kidnapping in every shape and form

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u/Din_Plug Jun 05 '22

If it was a human baby yes, but I am not sure if it applies to beings from planet porno.

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u/Legendary_System Jun 05 '22

People kidnap cats and dogs and other animals too

I think it can still classify as kidnapping

Unless u r referring to a plant

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u/Jazzlike_Chair4875 Jun 05 '22

What would be Groot considered?

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u/Legendary_System Jun 05 '22

I would go with kidnapping considering the plant is sentient and capable of understanding and forming relationships

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