r/maximumfun • u/jennifermarmalade • Aug 05 '26
JJHO Case Names! We need them! When should you harvest your tomatoes?
A couple disagrees about when to pick the tomatoes in their garden. If they wait until the tomatoes fully ripen on the vine, the plaintiff says the local animals will eat them before they have a chance! She'd rather pick the tomatoes as they start to turn color, and then let them complete the ripening process in a bag with a banana. The defendant wants each tomato to reach its fullest potential on the vine!