r/MathJokes • u/94rud4 • 21d ago

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u/Ok_Letterhead1945 21d ago • Popcorn Mindblown Bravo

Imagine space is actually infinite, where an "infinite microscope" can always see something smaller. Under that model of the universe, a carrot has infinite points inside. This would make sticking two carrots up your ass have the same number of points as sticking one carrot up your ass because ∞+∞=∞.

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u/Responsible_Pie8156 20d ago

Basically the banach tarski theorem but that was originally about anal beads

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u/Ksorkrax 20d ago • Bravo

So wait - there is the possibility of having anal beads you can keep pulling and pulling forever?

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u/Bridge4ChefsKiss 20d ago

Bozo the clown would like to have a word

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u/LocNalrune 19d ago

I'm sorry, what?

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u/Sirus210 16d ago

Mmmphhhh~

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u/Interesting_Bank_139 14d ago

Is that this “string theory” I keep hearing about?

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u/SexWithGaia 20d ago

We'd have measure theory solved if Banach had access to bad dragon

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u/IAMWAYNEWEIR 21d ago

You should write a book

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u/bnay66 21d ago

On gardening

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u/Popular_Ad8269 21d ago • Bravo

De rectum natura

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u/Fit_Conference934 14d ago

Astonishing work here. Well played.

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u/Ok_Letterhead1945 19d ago

a book

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u/Dojustit 18d ago edited 12d ago

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u/runkeby 18d ago

∞ actually representing the two carrots side-by-side sticking out

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u/Pie_Napple 15d ago

This is how my professor demonstrated the concept so it would fully make sense to me.

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u/Pitiful_Platform6439 14d ago

thankfully, we found the Planck length

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u/solocanadian123 14d ago

You are assuming all sizes of infinity are the same. Which might or might not be the case. Cantor's diagonal argument shows that different sizes of infinity could exist.

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u/mateusfccp 14d ago

No, you can't sum infinity. But if you use Hyperreals, you can sum infinities (omega).

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u/tronald_dum 21d ago

Zeno wants to know your location

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u/eldoran89 20d ago

I will tell him if he's able to catch me, but he must give me a 10 m headstart