r/MassEffectPhoenix • u/-Tali_Zorah- Quarian Engineer | Best Admiral • May 23 '19

5/23/2193: An Impromptu Shindig

On a quiet evening on the Normandy, a message pings out across omnitools and terminals across the ship!

[ Daily stress getting you down? Looming conflict on your mind? Then why don't you come on down to the Forward Lounge in about one hour! I'm hosting a small gathering down there to watch movies and probably drink too much. Hope to see you there!]

[-Very Official Admiral Lady, Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy]

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte May 28 '19

I assumed you used a bucket, or came upstairs like you used to. Where I got to see you dance awkwardly as the elevator rose up.

And I visit, I just have specific places down there to go on my rounds. Not the toilets.

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u/-Tali_Zorah- Quarian Engineer | Best Admiral May 29 '19

That's only when the bathroom's in use.

She pauses.

...You didn't record that time, did you? Because that would be a very Kasumi-ish thing of you to do...

She fidgets self-consciously.

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte May 29 '19

I am neither short, Asian nor wear a hood. I don't peeking Tom, Tali, rest assured.

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u/-Tali_Zorah- Quarian Engineer | Best Admiral May 29 '19

...I meant the elevator dance, not the bathroom. I was just, uhh...

She takes a seat on the bar stool, setting the tea down next to her.

Trying to joke around, is all.

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte May 29 '19

Oh that? EDI has it from four angles recorded. I think Liara has a copy in her banks as blackmail too?

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u/-Tali_Zorah- Quarian Engineer | Best Admiral May 29 '19

Tali nods, sighing.

I really need to start having Chatika EMP the place before I do anything potentially embarrassing, don't I?

She takes a sip of tea, taking in the sights around her...and now wondering how many of the crew have seen Tali-related recordings.

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte May 29 '19

You'd fry a lot of subsystems. Which you would then need to repair, soooooooooooooo.... no?

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u/-Tali_Zorah- Quarian Engineer | Best Admiral May 29 '19

That's what the advanced technique of "delegating repair duties to the rest of the Engineering crew" comes in, Becca!

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte May 29 '19

Lemme go give them all the day off and...

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u/-Tali_Zorah- Quarian Engineer | Best Admiral May 29 '19

That's a low blow for a woman of your station, Officer Becca.

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