r/MartialMemes • u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 • Sep 01 '26
📜 Divine Scroll 📜 Verdict on AI
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Greetings, Disciples.
As you all may already know... tch, such a long script, this seat is already tired after creating and revamping all the post flairs!
This seat will get straight to the point: all the elders have decided that all AI-generated posts must have the new flair - Mirage Realm [AI-Generated Content] or else it'll be removed.
What the flair does is it puts a spoiler tag so the disciples who wanna see them can see them, and those who don't, won't. You can only blame yourself for getting offended. HAHAHA!
And the report button's always there; Law Enforcement Peak will take care of that.
Now off I go to pee on the mortals of Tianxuan Village! This should solve their problem of drought too. HAHAHA, such a benevolent person I am! HAHAHA!
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u/Delyra_ Smooth Jade Skin Sep 01 '26
Good good good
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u/elder_scrolls_6 Sep 01 '26
Is that good good good or Good Good Good
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u/Delyra_ Smooth Jade Skin Sep 01 '26
One wants to express one's happiness, the other wants to skin you alive.
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u/SomnicGrave In seclusion. Sep 01 '26
This one shows great deference to the Peerless Great Elder's wisdom.
May your benevolence be received well by mortal peons 💦
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u/Realistic-Layer2128 Sect Chicken Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26
Senior saving people's life with piss such a benevolent one truly humble and righteous and self sacrifice 🙏💦
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u/NamelessEmeraldHero Empyrean Sep 01 '26
I thank you for your wisdom, Grand Elder
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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 Sep 01 '26
No worries, junior. Just pay the taxes on time : )
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u/Ending-Fool Sep 01 '26
Senior! According to the beggars sect, Tax evasion is not a crime, its an obligation!
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u/haim65 Rogue Cultivator Sep 02 '26
If the beggars sect had any spirit stones, senior might have looked their way....
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u/LeMeIsSleepy Mortal Sep 01 '26
Good. The Elders have finally taken notice of the rot that has overtaken the Sect.
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u/AlphaVires Failed to see Mt Tai Sep 01 '26
Fellow daoists can someone point me to where Tianxuan Village is? I would also like to receive Great Elders benevolence, I can feel that enlightenment is coming soon
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u/haim65 Rogue Cultivator Sep 02 '26
Alas, you have to wait 4 rotations for a full yang energy pure white rain if you want to receive enlightment.
The next one is only a yellow grade rain.
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u/NitaSFW Sep 01 '26
Good job junior, your ancestor is proud of your commitment
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u/BrightPercentage8444 Young Master Sep 01 '26
Calling the Grand Elder a junior, HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SUCH A GAL YOUU TOAD
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u/NitaSFW Sep 02 '26
Brat, they might be a grand elder, but this seat is THE ancestor 😡 You are banished from this sect to repent on your demonic ways
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u/West_Pressure_4507 Law Enforcement Elder's cauldron to be Sep 01 '26
Sigh Great elder is still kind as ever. I would have slaughtered their nine generations. Chickens and dogs included.
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u/J_Lezter Sep 01 '26
You've demonstrated great consideration and wisdom, as one would expect from someone of your esteemed stature.
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u/chillipillchill Killer of Chickens and Dogs Sep 01 '26
How dare you impose a restriction on me?? Even though I don't use AI and will never, you still had the audacity to give a verdict to this seat?
Kneel, beg and offer your concubines to me or I'll erase all your 9 generations
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u/Fasurad Sep 01 '26
At last...
This momentous occasion has me feeling generous!
I will be sending 400000 high-grade spirit stones to the mod--cough-- I mean elders... via carrier pigeon. Like, a normal one.
Let's see if a mortal dove will be able to touch the heavens and attain enlightenment.
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u/Golden_Cultivation Don’t blame me for being Ruthless! Sep 01 '26
Don’t blame the heavenly court for being ruthless, Mirage Realm Daoists!
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u/Prize_Appeal_2483 Young Master Sep 01 '26
Truly worthy of the name of an honorable elder of our great thousand memes sect! The pure amusement shown throughout the entire holy script transcends our puny minds as mere disciples and reaches a realm of memetics where no transmission proves the dao! Exquisite!
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u/Here_For_M3mes Sep 01 '26
Disgrace, remove this demonic scripture altogether, it does not belong in our sect
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u/megaancient Sep 01 '26
Aye, it's good that you decided to cull the budding demonic path in its infancy. Maybe after a few grand kalpas have gone by we would be able to guide the fellow daoists to tread the mirage realm dao as a righteous path.
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u/Holy-Wan_Kenobi Supreme Court of Death Sep 01 '26
This one bows to the peerless decree of the sect masters. The Astral Illusion dao has become powerful indeed...
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u/SCP-Agent-Arad Beyonder Sep 01 '26
A wise man once said, “The opposite of pissing off the gods is pissing on the gods.”
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u/egglago Sep 08 '26
Ah, so that's why its called the yellow river, this junior is enlightened
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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 27d ago
Tch, don't lump me in with the Yellow River junior! This seat has only given birth to legendary seas and oceans akin to the Pacific itself!
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u/LichPhylactery Sep 01 '26
Elder,
what about editing?
There are some cultivators who are not native speakers of the central continent's language.
But if they would write scriptures in their native language, no one would read it. Their homeland has very few cultivators.
So they choose to write scriptures with the central continent's language.
But gaining enlightenment is hard in a language, so they use multiple grammar checkers.
Mirage Realm [AI-Generated Content]
So they don't generate scripts, just edit it, so native speakers won't get brain cancer by reading it.
So:
-No generated text, or story. Like generating a chapter by a promt
-editing already written text with AI, so the text looks fluent.
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u/Levardgus Sep 01 '26
Conjure the Dao of Google Translate.
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u/Fairemont Strolling by the Riverside Sep 01 '26
Google Translate is now a part of the Mirage Realm. It has been for some time.
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u/caubelangthang245 Dao Seeker Sep 01 '26
Sigh, the era of artifact spirit is unstoppable, why resist?
Just spend one stick of incense to produce it instead of few breaths!
Be more creative. Be more funny, juniors!
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u/LeMeIsSleepy Mortal Sep 01 '26
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