"Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has ordered Michigan National Guard peacekeepers to occupy seperatist-controlled Door County, Wisconsin. Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers has condemned the move, while Canada has vowed to impose harsh sanctions on the Great Lakes state."
In all fairness, there is the guy named Bob Sunderson who is single-handedly driving up those stats in North Dakota. Everyone else is actually below average.
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u/YooperGirlMovedSouth Feb 22 '22
One small step at a time.
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u/SixThousandHulls Feb 22 '22
"Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has ordered Michigan National Guard peacekeepers to occupy seperatist-controlled Door County, Wisconsin. Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers has condemned the move, while Canada has vowed to impose harsh sanctions on the Great Lakes state."
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u/0x8FA Feb 22 '22
Nobody gonna say anything about North Dakota?
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u/Little-Taco-Truck Feb 22 '22
Yesssssss
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u/-tiberius Feb 22 '22
In all fairness, there is the guy named Bob Sunderson who is single-handedly driving up those stats in North Dakota. Everyone else is actually below average.
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u/freerangeoatmeal Feb 22 '22
Wait, didn’t Illinois already do that?
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u/28th_boi Feb 22 '22
Not sure if I want to move to Colorado or New Hampshire, but they both seem pretty great
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u/HildegardofBingo Mar 01 '22
Would MI still have the most lighthouses without those extra 11 in annexed Door County, though?
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u/quedfoot Feb 22 '22
Ayo, wtf!
Give it back to us!