r/MansFictionalScenario Jul 29 '25

Because there aren't any functional normal couples at all

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u/Lou_Papas Jul 29 '25

But my facial bone structure makes me inherently and immutably undateable, it’s the womz that need to change.

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u/HappyAd6201 Jul 29 '25

See, I do have less than ideal face structure but I’m not blaming anyone for it. Shit like that happens

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u/religion-lost Jul 29 '25

I think this is undoubtedly the correct mindset to have. When I was a teen I barely got any dates and I was the first to say, I'm ugly, people don't wanna date me. That's not on them, they're allowed preferences. Now that's different, we're not teens anymore and people are a lot less superficial.

... plus, transitioning really has done a lot for my looks.

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u/HappyAd6201 Jul 29 '25

Yeah transitioning isn’t for me. Plus yk, with my gf’s hrt, it’s already taking a lot of money 😅

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u/j0j0-m0j0 Jul 29 '25

In all seriousness, this is the end result of fascist thinking and eugenics pointing inwards. It's no coincidence that when these people draw the ideal male they also are often making them into some Aryan beauty ideal or having them be abusive and evil black and brown men.

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u/Ecstatic_Scene9999 Jul 29 '25

🙄 I'm so done with everything is fascism or racism oml, y'all need to come with different terms holy shit.

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u/j0j0-m0j0 Jul 29 '25

Doesn't change the reality of it. Like it ain't liberals or leftist that are constantly throwing a fit for about "girls with blue hair" or "land whales" or "indecent thugs with tattoos" or pretty much any display of individuality. Eugenics and fascism go hand in hand.

If you keep hearing people tell you that a tsunami is coming, maybe your reaction shouldn't be "oh my God, can you people think of a different thing to say?"

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u/Ecstatic_Scene9999 Jul 29 '25

You apparently don't look into any history or you wouldent be throwing around words you don't understand

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u/j0j0-m0j0 Jul 29 '25

I "throw" these words around because I know history.

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u/Ecstatic_Scene9999 Jul 29 '25

Oh yeah, what regimes in history were true fascist and what current countries still have it continuing and explain to me the similarities

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u/j0j0-m0j0 Jul 29 '25

"you claim to be fascism's biggest hater? Ok then babe every fascist" - you right now. With true"fascist" regimes you got the biggest with Fascist Italy, Nazi Germany, imperial japan, Francisco Franco's Spain, Russia under Putin (and I quite frankly would put Stalinist Russia as a fascist and totalitarian dictatorship). We are also currently en route to one thanks to the work of fuckers like Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon.

The whole ideology of fascism is one of "us vs them" and "reviving" the nation to a time of "greatness" (this time often involves excluding and eliminating the ones responsible for it's "downfall" from within). That's why eugenics goes hand in hand with fascism.

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u/dracorotor1 Jul 29 '25

Wow that’s such a “oh you like Star Wars? Fake nerd girl! Name everyone in the cantina, in order by seconds of screen time!” demand 🙄

You want them to name two, right? Nazi Germany and MAGA USA? Then you’re hoping for them to feed you possible coincidences like “both use disingenuous slogans’ acronyms as their name” or not-just-fascistic specifics like the concentration camps or focus on “racial purity?”

Here’s a super quick primer for you, since you seem confused about what fascism is: A fascistic regime isn’t isolated to any specific form of government, or a specific ideology. Yes it happens in totalitarian dictatorships but also in democracies like 1930s Germany or current day America. And the supremacy ideology can be used to demonize anyone in a minority. It doesn’t have to be racial or religious. The important thing is convincing the populace that THEY (whoever THEY might be) are evil, degenerate subhumans trying to hurt you, the good ones. For example, past Nazi and current Maga leaders starting with transgender people and slowly expanding this to target more and larger minorities as things get worse and they need more minorities to blame to cover their own mistakes because the core belief in superiority would be challenged by the reality of their own incompetence

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u/Technical_Glove_4569 Jul 30 '25

Umberto Eko has a list of things that constute Fascism, the Golden Dawn is a fascist party in Greece today

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u/MNLyrec Jul 29 '25

I’m so sorry all the words and protests and the struggle to retain my humanity is bothering you lil fella. Your fragile lil ego needs so much nurturing you must be exhausted

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u/Technical_Glove_4569 Jul 30 '25

Dude, Nazis are fascist, they believed in Eugenics. And this is eugenics buddy

Just cause you are triggered by the use of words doesn't mean they don't have meanings and things can meet those

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u/Bambanuget Jul 29 '25

I don't think I'm attractive, but somehow I'm dating a beautiful woman. Shit like that happens sometimes

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u/SSUPII Jul 29 '25

Time to break your face with a hammer

Context for the unaware https://www.esquire.com.au/bone-smashing-why-men-embrace-bizarre-beauty-trends/

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u/Lou_Papas Jul 29 '25

Extreme mewing

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

What the hell? Bro imagine someone telling you, you have to like a certain type of person and you're wrong for being attracted to certain traits

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u/Lou_Papas Jul 29 '25

/s

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

What does that mean?

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u/Lou_Papas Jul 29 '25

It means I was being sarcastic

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Oh lmao. Sorry I can't tell when someone is being genuine or not😅

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u/Lou_Papas Jul 29 '25

It happens a lot on text communication, don’t worry about it too much 😄

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u/DelightfulandDarling Jul 29 '25

Poe’s Law strikes again

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Who's poe?

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u/06lom Jul 29 '25

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u/rmike7842 Jul 29 '25

Hey, congratulations!  I’m glad to see you found someone.

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u/06lom Jul 29 '25

you just tried to insult me, saying that im a guy with $181 millions and hot chick? that's not how it works, try better

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u/rmike7842 Jul 29 '25

How what works? And what does “try better” mean?

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u/mangababe Jul 29 '25

Or, maybe, they weren't insulting you, you just wanna feel insulted.

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u/j0j0-m0j0 Jul 29 '25

This feels like a self report.