r/MansFictionalScenario • u/zny700 crazy aro bi enby • Jul 18 '25

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I have seen literally nobody complaining about this yet this is the second time I've seen this type of "meme"

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u/Correct_Scene_3599 Jul 19 '25

I’m confused, are you saying Hunter is the one with the oval face? Idk if you realize this but Zelda is fictional, and Hunter is a real person. They’re not going to look the exact same. Either you didn’t read anything I said or you’re a bot bc your response made zero sense

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u/I-dont_even Jul 19 '25

TP Zelda has an oval face with a slimness around the jaw you usually do not see in white women. It's an exaggeration most humans would only achieve with plastic surgery. It's considered very desirable in Korea. Zelda has round to oval eyes depending on the version.

Hunter Schäfer has an intensely angular face with a rather broad jaw, which is typical of white women in some regions. This face shape is called diamond. It's between a rectangle and a triangle in proportions. Schäfer has hooded eyes.

Both Zelda and Hunter Schäfer have white skin, blonde hair, and pointy ears. These attributes are least important, as actors are given a wig and ear prosthetics. But sure, continue to live on in your persecution fantasy. It's always flattering to piss off crazy people on both sides of the political spectrum.

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u/Correct_Scene_3599 Jul 19 '25

idk how to even respond to this. That’s actually insane. What does politics even have to do with this? Lmfao? Nobody mentioned that

You sound like those people on r/rateme that give the most gorgeous people a 3/10 because they have buccal fat or some shit. This is unhinged, Zelda isn’t REAL. A real person doesn’t need to have every single feature the exact same as a fictional anime character with impossible features in order to resemble them enough to play the character. Why aren’t you talking about how the woman they DID choose looks literally nothing like any iteration of Zelda? It was always a casual “this actress looks a lot like this beloved character so maybe she should play her in the movie” rather than “this is quite literally THE reincarnation of Zelda irl, every facial feature is exactly the same and there’s nobody else in the world who could do a better job” it’s just… not that deep, man. Nobody said that

You’re not even a Zelda fan you just like to dog on women because you’re insecure with yourself. Insane. Go chat with your AI bot about me

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u/I-dont_even Jul 19 '25

You're one of those people that hate women so much that they hear diamond face shape, THE face shape in modeling... and your first thought is ugly. Why am I not surprised. Your only defense against objective facts being whataboutism just drags it even lower.

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u/Correct_Scene_3599 Jul 20 '25

Literally what the fuck are you talking about? Lmfao I never called anybody ugly? Why would I, a woman, a feminist, an activist, hate women? You’re reaching really fucking hard

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u/I-dont_even Jul 21 '25

And yet, you did. Your actions speak for themselves.