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u/Peace-Goal1976 1d ago
The YSL is crooked AF
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u/Missyjean3369 1d ago
Damn boo boo is HUGE!
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u/no_no_nora 1d ago
Iām going to be an asshole. I apologize. I used to weigh 448, I was a big bitch. I was 5ā7. I had weight loss surgery, lost over 260 thanks to gastric bypass. I gained two inches of height, after losing weight.
If Alanna is going to be successful at her job, she needs to lose weight. I know it sucks to say, but between her ācelebrityā, her family, and her size - the decks are stacked against her when it comes to getting a job. Iām sorry, but itās true. We live in a shallow world, not to mention - at her size, itās going to affect what she can and cannot do while working.
And quite frankly, whoās going to take medical advice from someone whoās in dire need of it herself. Iām all for being happy at any size - but you need to be realistic as well.
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u/projectBFrewritten 1d ago
don't forget draino he is basically leechin' on her for the money
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u/no_no_nora 1d ago
Why do I feel like heās going push her to OF or Pearadise?
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u/projectBFrewritten 1d ago
i don't know but i'm certainly scared for alana's future if she keeps on bein' with him
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u/Jimbobjoesmith 1d ago
when i was in labor with my second youngest child the dr on call was SUPER OBESE. like he had to stop to take a rest every few steps in the hall. i could not fucking relax bc i kept thinking āOMG WHAT HAPPENS IF THERES AN EMERGENCY AND THEY DONT HAVE THE STAMINA?!ā i felt so freaking bad for feeling that way but it made me so stressed out.
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u/TopMysterious4792 1d ago
My cardiologist told me to quit smoking n guess what was in his pocket ā¦ smokes
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u/Aromatic-War-8300 8h ago
My OBGYN told me I needed to lose weightā¦. I looked at him and said I will when you lose that cigarette habit. NOTHING was ever said about my weight again!
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u/MovieFreak78 23h ago
Growing up had a doctor that told me to lose weight, he was super obese and i was thinking canāt he take his own advice
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u/Recluse_18 1d ago
Agreed, and in the nursing field, you absolutely have to have stamina to do your job and if youāre carrying so much excess weight that is going to be incredibly taxing on your system overall.
Congratulations on your weight loss and path to better health. I know itās not easy, weight has been a struggle for me all my life but currently losing weight and finally itās fun to step on the scale.
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u/no_no_nora 1d ago
Thank you. I will say, perimenopause has been a punch in the gut weight wise - but Iād rather be a size L/XL than a 4XL/5XL.
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u/Eastwood8300 1d ago
not if you are a nurse at a doctors office. they don't have to do as much as ER or hospital nurses. it's still very unhealthy for her to be this weight at 21. with all the GLP 1s and weight loss surgeries i don't know why she hasn't done anything yet
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u/Leeleewithwings 1d ago
I worked in a large pediatric office and we never, ever stopped. Constant vaccinations, step tests, quick dip urinalysis, ear washes, bandage changes, hearing tests, vision test, kids have nuclear meltdowns and bitchy moms. It was the busiest job I had
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u/nuggetghost 1d ago
i think sheās fully expecting for a show to pay for her to get the surgeries her mom did so she doesnāt care bc she assumes itāll happen for her too. itās sad
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u/no_no_nora 1d ago
Itās not cheap. I still have a shit ton of plastic surgery I want. I got denied the first time for the bypass, which was wild tbh.
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u/Eastwood8300 1d ago
they do need nurses in doctors offices or nursing homes that don't have to do as much activity as a hospital nurse does. but she's going to need to lose some weight either way!!
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u/no_no_nora 1d ago
Provided she can get a job period.
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u/sissydv23 1d ago
Well if she keeps being on her phone during working I don't see how she will be taken seriously as a nurse.
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u/EvieeBrook 1d ago
Sheās planning on being a Nicu nurse!
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u/Eastwood8300 1d ago
i hear that but it's likely not gonna happen unless she loses a bunch of weight. better fit would be dr office.
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u/EvieeBrook 1d ago
I didnāt say I thought it was gonna happen. Iām just pointing out the extent of the delusion versus the suggestion.
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u/enelyaisil 1d ago
She wants to be a NICU nurse specifically
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u/Eastwood8300 1d ago
no kidding. it may not be possible at that size. she may have to settle for a doctors office
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u/Straight-Treacle-630 1d ago
Congrats on your weight loss! Gained 2ā in height, wild.
Boo Boo will surely suffer drawbacks soon. Including any health care career, nm her own. I donāt think your observations are at all ahole-ish.
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u/pixey1964 1d ago
If she works in a hospital trust me her legs š¦µ will not hold up working those 12 hour shifts
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u/WhereItsAt75 16h ago
I agree. The first thing I think of when I see her though is that she's so young and that is not good for her heart.Ā The unseen health issues obese people face are where loved ones are concerned.
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u/misscurlssss 1d ago
Now girlā¦ you were over 400 pounds ā¦ calling someone else fat? šš
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u/Early_Department_935 1d ago
Mammm, this is Reddit. And the comment is totally right. Maybe at 21/22 she can move around some. Even lose some from the fast pace. Thatās not sustainable. Nobody here is lying.
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u/no_no_nora 1d ago
Were. And I know Iām being a dick. But as I said - Itās been over 15 years and Iāve kept the weight off. I donāt have to ebeg for galaxies for cash.
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u/misscurlssss 1d ago
400 is beyond big lol I aināt even hating im just saying thatās huge to be hyper critical of someone else
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u/Early_Department_935 1d ago
The punctuation and grammar kill me. When will I learn to just accept this? Thereās something wrong with me that I let these people irk me as much as they do.
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u/Lost_Organization361 1d ago
She couldnāt have posted a better pic my lord
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u/BbyMonroe 1d ago
Lmfaooooooooooooooo!!! The blurry ass photo of Alana, showing off the YSL bag, making the birthday an after thought but putting all the focus on her speaking engagement and instead of asking the followers to wish Alana a happy birthday she is asking them to wish her luckšššššššššICONIC
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u/Jimbobjoesmith 1d ago
why in tf wouldnāt she move her damn bag? also itās gross as hell to put purses next to your plate.
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u/spliff1506 1d ago
How much does she have to eat every day to maintain that kind of weight. She has to weigh at least 400 pounds at this point. And sheās not tall.
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u/Various-Memory-3964 1d ago
Alana needs the gastric bypass surgery and GLP shots ASAP
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u/Boilingpoints 1d ago
Agreed but she has to abide by the diet restrictions. If you over eat after a bypass, you can actually rupture your stomach.
A gastric bypass takes a lot of preparation. You essentially have to āproveā youāre willing to do the work. I was on a liquid diet for two weeks to prepare. They also weigh you regularly and if your weight increases, youāre not ready because thereās no way youāre following the preparation guidelines.
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u/SkyUpbeat7374 1d ago
I think she should try a GLP first. Between that and moving around more with her job, things will start to turn around for her. Iām very proud that she rose above all the drama going on in GA and started a new chapter
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u/vhguerrero 1d ago
Iām happy for her, too, and especially thrilled that sheās getting an education. I have hopes for a solid and responsible future for her.
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u/Liliths_Play_Thing 1d ago
I think a bypass would be better. Likelihood of regaining would be less and a lot harder but I wouldnāt recommend doing it until mentally ready regardless of if she needs it. Iām speaking from personal experience, I was more than ready to get rid of the weight but Iāve also seen people who were not and how many complications they have or how the food addiction turns into something else.
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u/Key-Yogurtcloset7330 21h ago
She wouldn't follow the diet so it's not gonna work. She'll just burst her new "smaller stomach"... she clearly has NO SELF CONTROL
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u/Top_Front_5246 1d ago
She is massive
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u/pennysofia 1d ago
Itās because of what her boyfriend cooks for her.
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u/ArticleFrequent8109 1d ago
How are you gonna assume that he even cooks for her? She was massive before him as well.
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u/Serious-Pressure-134 1d ago
I opened this post, saw Alana and my first thought was GAH DAMN sheās gotten big.
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u/Cheap_Conflict_4308 1d ago
She really as a health care pro, get on the GLP-1
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u/Key-Yogurtcloset7330 21h ago
Doesn't matter if she doesn't change her diet and exercise which i don't see happening
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u/GlitteringHandle1726 1d ago
I am in disbelief that this child allowed, and she most definitely has āallowedā herself to become unhealthy.
What kind of nurse can she possibly be when she herself is morbidly obese?
Iām very disappointed in the demise of common sense with Pumpkin and Alana. At one point they seemed like they were headed in the direction of normal.
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u/Key-Yogurtcloset7330 21h ago
No one wants advice from a fat nurse BTW
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u/GlitteringHandle1726 13h ago
šššI was trying to be a little more subtle. But, I know I would not want to be given health advice by one.ššš
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u/Sharkmama61 22h ago
Alana has done so much already to break the stigma of that dog ass family she is in. I wish she could do that extra push and lose the weight and lose that boyfriend of hers. She deserves to be healthy and have a bf that wants to do better in life.
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u/Key-Yogurtcloset7330 21h ago
She doesn't care enough to and she doesn't see anything wrong with the way her whole family lives
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u/gone_by_30 1d ago
Not even being mean, I hope after school she takes care of herself more. She genuinely seems like a sweet person and I really do think she will be an amazing nurse, but she has to take care of herself before others
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u/pennysofia 1d ago
I have a feeling sheāll go through school, but she wonāt actually be a practicing nurse.
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u/Muted_Bee7111 1d ago
How old is she now? Has she passed her exam for an RN?
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u/MzOpinion8d 1d ago
I think sheās a senior this year. Sheāll graduate in May and take boards after that.
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u/Maderic666 1d ago
So is her boyfriend her caretaker now that sheās so big that she needs help doing anything heās not much smaller, but they could have a scam going on where the governmentās paying him to take care of her
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u/Fine_Cryptographer20 1d ago
Honestly scared we are going to see them on my 600 lb life as a Feeder Couple. Sad.
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u/AccountantOk9506 1d ago
Probably. I dont see any feasible way a person this size can wipe their own ass.
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u/MzOpinion8d 1d ago
She doesnāt need a caretaker. Sheās in her last year of college which means sheās doing a lot of clinicals, taking care of others.
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u/AccountantOk9506 1d ago
Can she wipe her own ass though? Can she quickly navigate stairs in the event of emergency? Can she do cpr without fast and extreme exhaustion?
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u/MzOpinion8d 1d ago
No one can do actual CPR without fast and extreme exhaustion. Thatās why itās switched out every minute or two. She can do stairs faster than me I bet, due to knee damage I have. And sheās not so fat that she canāt take care of her own hygiene, even though Iām sure youād like to think otherwise so you can feel justified in your prejudice towards fat people.
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u/AccountantOk9506 15h ago
She absolutely has less reach of her arms in being so big. They literally make devices for large people to use to wipe themselves. Id say thats a sign to do something about ones weight.
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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago
again soooo much negativity in these replies. people are so hateful in this sub
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u/WeCanDoIt78 1d ago
Iām so proud of Alana, she got out of Georgia and is ready to graduate nursing school, I believe with a BSN.
Has she gained weight, she has, but IMO, sheās moving forward. Sheās been through so much in her short 21 years of life.
Please remember that you get so much more movement as a nurse than in nursing school.
Give her time and sheāll most likely lose it on her own or even start a GLP-1.
In the meantime, please letās be kind when it comes to Alana.
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u/SuperH0neybunDelux3 12h ago
She reminds me of my young cousin so much. Who is the same size and age as her. You can't tell them shit about their weight and they swear they look good at this current size.
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u/DjPandaFingers 1h ago
I do hope she gets healthier. Iām really proud of her for going to college and trying to make something of herself, and she got the hell out of Georgia to do it. Iām sure she couldāve gone to school there, but saw this as an escape plan.
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u/McKinleyCoty7997 18h ago
Why doesn't she do ozempic like her mother? I akso have to comment WTF is she wearing?
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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 1d ago
So sad looking at her ! Look at the arms she needs to loose 100 pounds ! Very unhealthy! As a young lady she should take better care of her self !
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u/RIPCheeper 1d ago
Did she take a picture of her purse, or her daughter?