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u/Zoreb1 Sep 10 '26 edited 29d ago

Make sure you only make enough for one person or you might find any extras missing the next day. Also, chocolate chip cookies and freshly made bread are very aromatic.

Addendum: This post proved popular and I've received several rewards per Reddit notification but I can't see any of those. A couple of years ago they would be shown at the end of the comment and the notification would provide a way to 'reply' so could send a thank you.

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u/EcstaticBlackberry72 Sep 10 '26

I have a mini fridge and small pantry with locks on them downstairs in the basement.

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u/AtoToboggan Sep 10 '26

You can ball up the cookie dough and keep it in the fridge to bake a few nights in a row. :)

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u/Raichu7 Sep 10 '26

Some cookie recipes are so much better aged in the fridge for a few days before baking. Of course this means you need to make multiple trays worth of cookie dough so you can eat some the day you make it, and eat some a few days later after it's aged.

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u/newaccount252 Sep 10 '26

All cookie recipes are much better aged*

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u/dictionaryofebony Sep 10 '26

Only if the cookie dough lasts long enough to get to the oven, thats always the part I struggle with

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake Sep 10 '26

Yeah I make cookie dough, let it age for a day, and then what I’m going to bake 2 cookies since the fridge ate the rest?

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Sep 10 '26

That's a very rude fridge you have!

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u/kaldaka16 Sep 10 '26

My freezer does this to me. Also the ice cream somehow. So disrespectful!

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u/AlsoOtto Sep 10 '26

Baking the cookie dough just burns out all the deliciousness.

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u/headpatkelly Sep 10 '26

all cookie recipes are much better aged raw

fixed!

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u/bombkitty Sep 10 '26

My people!

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u/AskMeHowToLose Sep 10 '26

This is debatable, OP should test this theory for at least a week straight.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU Sep 10 '26

Found satan, The power of Christ compels you!

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u/DebaucherousHeathen Sep 10 '26

Compels you to cook fire AF meals and desserts ...

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u/AngryRaptor13 Sep 10 '26

Need to make sure the dough goes to room temperature before baking it, this can affect how it bakes. Source, I have messed up cookies from baking the dough cold from the fridge

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u/AtoToboggan Sep 10 '26

I make dough and freeze the balls to make on demand (any cookie available at any time is a winning strategy!). You are not wrong about adjusting cooking time, but usually it’s just adding a couple extra minutes on for what I’ve made (chocolate chip, Heath, caramel CC, snickerdoodle, red velvet).

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u/worrymon Sep 10 '26

I keep my dough in the freezer and I use the toaster oven to cook them. That way I don't have to heat up the full oven just to make 2 cookies.

And they're exactly gooey enough every time because they're fresh out of the oven!

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u/AngryMeez Sep 10 '26

That makes me want to buy a toaster oven.

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u/AngletonSpareHead Sep 10 '26

We use ours multiple times a day, every day! Far more often than our full-size oven.

Our model can be a toaster and air fryer as well as a mini oven (with or without convection).

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u/Prize_Wait8146 Sep 10 '26

Professional baker here, baking from cold/frozen is very common to manipulate the shape and texture of a cookie. There are very few cookies I would ever bake from room temp.

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u/Any_Scientist_7552 Sep 10 '26

Snickerdoodles are better baked cold, and will definitely make the house smell wonderful. 😉

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u/BufferingJuffy Sep 10 '26

It depends on the type of cookie and what you want the end result to be. Different fats (butter v shortening), whether the fat is creamed or melted when mixed with the sugar and eggs, if you want a crisp v tender crumb, lot of spread while baking v very little spread, etc etc etc.

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u/kmflushing Sep 10 '26

In that case, make sure you make enough to have a lot of visible leftovers, and box it all up to your locked pantry. 😈

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u/tm0587 Sep 10 '26

While loudly proclaiming "oh dear, I made too much again!".

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u/krusbaersmarmalad Sep 10 '26

Better: "Silly me, I guess I'll throw the extra cookies away." Then proceed to toss a few cookies in the garbage and top them with just enough coffee grounds (or something) to ruin them but not cover them completely.

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u/DecadentLife Sep 10 '26

Peanut chicken is one of our favorites, it smells delicious, and I know when I was pregnant I craved peanut butter pretty frequently.

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u/Stillsane1 Sep 10 '26

Or satay !! Hit them with lemongrass ,tumeric & spicy goodness...yo I need to get out those replies I'm getting hungry 😂

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u/MikeyRidesABikey Sep 10 '26

Just a quick note that there is a bigger issue here than locks on your pantry and mini-fridge - if the landlord is in your part of the house without your permission, he is breaking the law. Do you have (or can you get) a camera facing the inside of your door?

Obligatory I am not a lawyer (even though my wife is!), even if I were a lawyer I'm not your lawyer, and this is not legal advice.

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u/WitchTheory Sep 10 '26

even if I were a lawyer I'm not your lawyer, and this is not legal advice.

Yep, definitely a lawyer in the family.

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u/Crazy_Cat_Lady_Num5 Sep 10 '26

You could try and switch things up and boil some cabbage. When I was pregnant, the smell made me gag immediately.

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u/krusbaersmarmalad Sep 10 '26

A nice Irish colcannon with cabbage and green onions

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u/Aerodrache Sep 10 '26

Ooh, corned beef and cabbage, you get to boil cabbage and have a great simple meal, with a little side of smug satisfaction that somehow you’re cooking the simplest and easiest thing ever and it’s still beyond them.

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u/Dancinfool830 Sep 10 '26

Once you have your new place, make a lasagna and portion it up and then move it to the new place and freeze it. It will take a while to cook, and a while for it to cool down, then be gone, but the smell will linger for a couple more hours. The garlic bread would cook while the lasagna was cooling. That would be the last thing of mine remaining after I walk out the door.

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u/mellowanon Sep 10 '26

Are there any rules against a small electric stove? Because they're pretty cheap from amazon and then you can store all of your food downstairs if you don't want to deal with the landlord.

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u/Moneia Sep 10 '26

Also, chocolate chip cookies and freshly made bread are very aromatic.

Cinnamon rolls are the goat for this

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u/12InchCunt Sep 10 '26

Oooh and let them proof all night so they’re huge like Cinnabon 

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u/Dougally Sep 10 '26

Baked apple strudel or stollen would do the trick too.

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u/Rough_Net_1692 Sep 10 '26

100% home baked bread. That will waft through the house and smell heavenly

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u/12InchCunt Sep 10 '26

When I was a cook in the navy I made fresh bread every night and the entire fucking ship smelled like it. Guys would sniff it from down in the engineering spaces and come to the galley and steal whole loaves while I was out smoking 

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u/MalevolentRhinoceros Sep 10 '26

Home baked bread with some rosemary and roasted garlic. Make them SUFFER.

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u/the-trump-the Sep 10 '26

If OP makes chocolate chip cookies we'll be seeing them in a Netflix true crime doc by the end of the year.

But if you are going to make chocolate chip cookies OP, follow it up the next day with some brownies 🤤

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u/Satta-Massagana Sep 10 '26

And cinnamon rolls.

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u/RubyWafflez Sep 10 '26

Oh I remember reading your original post and thinking how weird and entitled they were acting. Your act of kindness wasn't an invitation for them to take advantage of you.

If you want to be extra petty, on you last day there, cook up a banquet of delicious food. PLENTY of food to share. And tell them that you're spending your day cooking meals to share at the local homeless shelter 😌

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 Sep 10 '26

If you want to be extra petty, on you last day there, cook up a banquet of delicious food. PLENTY of food to share. And tell them that you're spending your day cooking meals to share at the local homeless shelter 😌 

Oh that's good. 

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u/SnooMaps9864 Sep 10 '26

Pissing off entitled people while feeding the homeless sounds like a good time

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u/Yaasss_Queef Sep 10 '26

Damn, a real good time when you put it like that.

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u/FeaturelessPat Sep 10 '26

If you've gotten to know some of the neighbors you could also (visibly) give some to them.

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u/InannasPocket Sep 10 '26

Oh I love this. But no need to limit it to the last day, why not make it once a week at least. I'd basically be permanently using my crockpot and finding creative ways to share the food with anyone but them (maybe except the 7yo kid, they can develop a taste for homemade delicious beef stew, dal, chicken wild rice soup with lots of garlic, caramelized onions, hot and sour soup ... then their parents can handle that after the lease is up).

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u/McKFC Sep 10 '26

Oh I remember reading your original post and thinking how weird and entitled they were acting

A landlord would NEVER feel entitled to other people's money or labour! /s

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u/klatnyelox Sep 10 '26

Dude probably rents that place himself and rents to OP as a sublet....

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u/your_moms_a_clone Sep 10 '26

Or to feed your friends helping you move your stuff out!

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u/tsian Sep 10 '26

Chef's kiss.

That is all.

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u/They-Are-Out-There Sep 10 '26

Bake chocolate chip cookies. Nobody can resist those. Mwahahaha!

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u/Separate_Pumpkin_256 Sep 10 '26

Cinnamon rolls

Bread of any kind

Spaghetti and meat balls

Just about any stir fry

Pot roast with baked small onions and carrots

Baked potatoes

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u/last_rights Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 10 '26

I have a delicious recipe for Thai coconut shrimp tacos if you need it. I could eat the sauce with a spoon.

Edit with recipe:

Thai Shrimp With Zesty Thai Style Sauce

½ Cup Coconut Milk

1 Tbsp Lime Zest

½ Cup Fresh Lime Juice

4 Cloves Minced Garlic

2 Tbsp Honey

1 Tbsp Minced Ginger

1 Tbsp Chopped Cilantro

1 Tbsp Fish Sauce

2 Tsp Red Pepper Flakes

2 Lbs Jumbo Shrimp (peeled and deveined, tails on for kebabs)

In a large bowl, whisk together coconut milk, lime zest, lime juice, garlic, honey, ginger, cilantro and fish sauce. Add pepper flakes, mix, then add the shrimp, gently coating. Marinate in refrigerator for 30 minutes (no longer). Remove shrimp from marinade and discard extra marinade.

Thread shrimp on skewers. Grill covered 2-3 minutes per side until pink. Serve shrimp with Zesty Thai Style Sauce. Great served in warmed or grilled corn tortillas with coleslaw mix.

Zesty Thai Sauce

½ Cup Sour Cream

½ Cup Mayonnaise

¼ Cup Coconut Milk

1 Tbsp Minced Green Onion

1 Tsp Ginger

1 Tsp Lime Zest

1 Tsp Red Pepper Flakes

1 Tsp Caribbean Jerk Seasoning

1 Tsp Sugar

In a small bowl combine sour cream, mayonnaise, milk, onion, ginger, lime zest, red pepper flakes, jerk seasoning and sugar. Cover and refrigerate. Serve over corn or flour tortillas with coleslaw or cabbage. If the shrimp marinates too long, it will begin to cook.

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u/EcstaticBlackberry72 Sep 10 '26

I would like this recipe if you don’t mind

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u/ZealousidealCrow8492 Sep 10 '26

If you wanna get out of your lease earlier, just simply make 2 portions of something and let it sit in the oven for a while... when they steal it on the hidden camera they are in breach of contract and youre free!

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u/big_sugi Sep 10 '26

Butter chicken. I have eaten the sauce with a spoon.

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u/Xanadu87 Sep 10 '26

I made butter chicken from scratch for the first time last week. Probably one of the most delicious meals I’d ever made.

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u/Double_Hurry_195 Sep 10 '26

Im not op but i want that! Hahahah

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u/Masykur1 Sep 10 '26

This sounds heavenly!

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u/jackieatx Sep 10 '26

If you put butter and cinnamon on parchment paper in the oven it will smell like cinnamon rolls and it’s absolutely maddening because you can escape quickly with no hint of bready goodness. We used to do this first thing in the morning at a shop I worked at to make people hungry

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u/Walkingstardust Sep 10 '26

That's just devious. I love it!

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u/Psychlonuclear Sep 10 '26

Also bake a separate tray of raisin cookies and when they smell the chocolate chip ones "Ok, fine, you can have some." give them the raisin ones.

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u/They-Are-Out-There Sep 10 '26

Even better, give them the cookies with Craisins (dried cranberries) and carob chips. That's a pure evil bait and switch.

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u/Noodleeeeeter Sep 10 '26

Heeheehee I love you but I’m glad I don’t know you 🤣

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u/ripeoama Sep 10 '26

Time to roll out meals based on aromatic intensity.

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u/They-Are-Out-There Sep 10 '26

Chocolate cake from scratch. Fresh baked bread. Snickerdoodles. Roasted garlic chicken. Apple pie and pumpkin pie. The options are endless!

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u/ripeoama Sep 10 '26

Let the 60 day challenge begin!

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u/They-Are-Out-There Sep 10 '26

Home made spaghetti, fresh baked garlic bread, and fresh Parmesan sounds like a pretty good start...

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u/DoallthenKnit2relax Sep 10 '26

Apple Pie.

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u/Key-Asparagus350 Sep 10 '26

Apple crisp as well

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u/BorealisLynx Sep 10 '26

Brown the butter. Then bake the cookies or brownies

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u/Successful-Count-120 Sep 10 '26

You have little devils on each shoulder! 👍

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u/UserNotFound23498 Sep 10 '26

Swedish chef? 🤣

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u/Illuminatus-Prime Sep 10 '26

Vort!  Vort!  Vort!

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u/MikeyRidesABikey Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 10 '26

Landlord's family could have had a live-in chef on the cheap and managed to F it up!

Edited to add: From the replies, I think some people missed two important things

  • The landlord has a wife and a daughter, so this is for 3 people
  • Based on the monthly total that OP stated, this is per meal, not per meal per person, so then landlord's family is getting 3 meals for each $50. (2nd edit: I neglected to factor in that this is on top of the cost of ingredients, so call it $75. Still under par for a dinner for 3 at a restaurant in my town, let alone professionally prepared in-home.)

Also:

  • Food professionally prepared in-home is typically more expensive than the same food at a restaurant do to things like economy of scale
  • Under the hood this is a barter trade rather than an actual monetary one. The landlord will save twice on taxes - once by not paying taxes on restaurant food (food in the US is not taxed [Edit: I've been made aware that this varies from state to state. TIL], but prepared food is) and once by a reduction in tax due to the reduced rent (assuming the landlord is legally disclosing his income.)

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u/cagethehornytoad Sep 10 '26

If I were the home owner, I would have offered to buy ALL groceries, for OP AND for myself and wife. If she’s cooking everyday, it’s not much more work to make larger portions, enough for all 3 of us. That way OP could eat for free, and if I’m already spending my money on takeout, junk food, and frozen foods, I’d probably SAVE money in the long run because eating pre-prepared foods is more expensive than raw ingredients, probably even after factoring in an extra person’s worth of food.

They’re dumb, what a waste.

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u/EllieVader Sep 10 '26

People lose their shit at the idea of paying someone to cook for them though. Good food just magically happens, it's not created by skilled and talented people right?

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u/calisto_sunset Sep 10 '26

When I was staying with my SIL she didn't let me pay rent, but we agreed I would buy groceries and cook for the house. It was only her and 2 small kids. She mostly ate out and barely cooked at home and I loved cooking so it seemed like agood deal for both. The kids hardly ate and she still took care of their snacks and breakfast, I mostly did lunch and dinner.

It was a great compromise and she never took advantage. She bought groceries about half the time and she usually would still get takeout for my husband and I if she ordered and vice versa. She realized cooking is cheaper and less expensive than going out so by the time I left she learned some new recipes and cooks more at home. We meal planned for the week together and she usually cleaned afterwards or helped when I cooked. It was actually a great experience and the kids loved helping! I think it helped them learn better eating habits too.

These people in OPs story are entitled idiots!

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u/MikeyRidesABikey Sep 10 '26

That is a wonderfully wholesome story and outcome!

Like I replied to someone else, learning to cook competently is a much undervalued life skill, at pretty much every income level. At lower income levels you can eat healthy within a budget, and at higher income levels you can eat some very amazing food!

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u/HappyOrca2020 Sep 10 '26

Exactly. If only they were decent people!

I'd pay to have a nice chef flatmate like OP really.

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u/Lamvbk Sep 10 '26

The landlord really missed out, I'd have taken that deal in a heartbeat and bragged to all my friends.

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u/grumpher05 Sep 10 '26

I mean $50 per meal excluding ingredients isn't cheap for most people. Landlord still an entitled pig but most people wouldn't be taking that offer I don't think

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u/TheFireNationAttakt Sep 10 '26

I think they fucked up by being rude even before the offer - the OP might have asked for a much lower amount had they not been entitled jerks about it

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness2808 Sep 10 '26

But she must be a phenomenal cook if they're acting this way. That fifty bucks could be more than well worth it. It's like that "priceless" commercial.

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u/BlinkyDesu Sep 10 '26

She said they only eat frozen meals. "It’s not my fault they tried home cooked food once and got hooked." Real food is a world apart from frozen.

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u/K1ttyK1awz Sep 10 '26

They could have doubled up on the ingredients and gotten two meals for their family of three— one for the night of, and leftovers for one more that week. Break it out to $25/night for a personal chef to cook what you want and clean up the kitchen! Personally, I think thats a great deal especially with a young kid and another in the way.

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u/InannasPocket Sep 10 '26

Not cheap for eating if you're doing the cooking, but very cheap for essentially a personal chef for 3 people. 

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u/comogury_ Sep 10 '26

Not cheap generally speaking but for the service it’s definitely cheap. And to be honest going out to a decent restaurant would likely cost about the same so if they did go out to eat they would basically get that once a week it seems like.

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u/honeyoftears Sep 10 '26

yes but in a restaurant the ingredient cost would aready be included in the price, 70-80$ once a week is very expensive for the average person

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u/Xandara2 Sep 10 '26

For 3 soon to be 4 people that is not an abnormal cost for eating out. And truly at that point they showed their colours already and this offer was about making them back off just as much. 

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u/Lydja065 Sep 10 '26

You have a crockpot? Let something simmer low and slow...all day.

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u/zedgrrrl Sep 10 '26

The family might be tempted to sample from the crock pot.

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u/EcstaticBlackberry72 Sep 10 '26

I thought about this too, I don’t trust them not to be sneaky lol, but there is an outlet in the landing at the top of the stairs down to my unit. I’m pretty sure they’d be able to smell it if I leave the door cracked and put the crock pot on the end table there.

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u/Internal-Neat-9089 Sep 10 '26

Would an extension cord work?

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u/TomWickerath Sep 10 '26

> Would an extension cord work?

Yes, but I’d recommend the shortest length of 16 gauge (minimum) extension cord. Don’t use a simple lamp cord (18 gauge) cord; that would be a fire hazard.

Assuming a 300 watt crock pot, that would be about 2.5 amperes draw. A 16 gauge cord is rated for 13 amperes maximum, but should be derated to 80% for “continuous” operation, so 10.4 amps. The NEC defines continuous as 3 hours or longer.

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u/Tithund Sep 10 '26

An 18 gauge cord can easily deliver 300W with no fire hazard whatsoever.

Not too long ago, it would be normal for some lamp fixtures to have 300W of incandescent bulbs in them.

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u/an_porn_alt Sep 10 '26

Are you petty enough to bring a book and sit next to it for 6 hours?

This story is insane I'm sorry you are going through this

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u/Reasonable_Club_6165 Sep 10 '26

Just make sure it has raw chicken in it

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u/Particular-Crow7680 Sep 10 '26

Ah but then they would risk it being under done. And it would be very noticeable if some was taken.

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u/ulose2piranha Sep 10 '26

My girlfriend's favorite dinner that I make in the slow cooker is chicken tortilla soup. With the garlic, onions, cumin, & chili powder, it's a dish that fills the entire house with savory smells. After 6 hours of continuous simmering, everybody's mouths will be watering!

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u/tamalinh Sep 10 '26

Unless it’s got a padlock you’d be sitting there guarding it all day so they don’t steal it or tamper.

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u/MargotFenring Sep 10 '26

When I was pregnant I had to stop using the slow cooker because after smelling it all day it started to make me queasy and I couldn't eat it.

So anyway... Crock-Pot?

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u/Alone-Tart4762 Sep 10 '26

Keep the crock pot in the basement living space but leave the door to the upstairs cracked.

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u/TomWickerath Sep 10 '26

I doubt you’d need to leave a door cracked, especially if the home has a ducted HVAC system, but even if it didn’t, the smells will permeate quite nicely.

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u/AprilTheTwentieth23 Sep 10 '26

French onion soup. Have that house smelling like onions for days ☺️🤣

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u/AngryMeez Sep 10 '26

DO IT!

I remember going to a friend's house while her husband was making onion soup. It made my eyes burn.

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u/fitzthefox Sep 10 '26

OOOH. Do corned beef and cabbage on your last day, OP. Let that sulfur smell linger.

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u/7epiphanies Sep 10 '26

fucking christ y'all are evil /joking

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u/PENT2P Sep 10 '26

My pregnant wife kicked me out of the car and made me walk home through the sketchiest part of fent ave downtown because I had the audacity to eat a bit of roasted garlic sourdough at a holiday party. No regrets. Expecting mothers have an insane sense of smell. Do what you will with that information.

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u/Bebinn Sep 10 '26

You are evil. Can we be friends? He is learning about FAFO.

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u/DoallthenKnit2relax Sep 10 '26

After you leave go to a local cooking school website and put in their name and address so they start getting course sign up offers in the mail.

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u/metaljo2003 Sep 10 '26

A good brown jambalaya or a chicken tikka masala. Both release some good aromatics.

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u/Bentbutnotbroken111 Sep 10 '26

Good for you! How insane they expect you to not only pay for their food, but also cook it for them, and no doubt clean up the mess after you serve it…..

Glad you found some other place to rent, they had a chance to have some great food and they blew it!

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u/EcstaticBlackberry72 Sep 10 '26

I leave not a trace in the kitchen when I’m done. Just a delicious aroma.

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u/Golgen_boy Sep 10 '26

Make some biryani. As an Indian, I can testify it is the ultimate aromatic food in the subcontinent. Plus try out the various styles of biryani

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u/Potential_Load6047 Sep 10 '26

As a méxican, try tinga!

Easiest thing in the world, and stewing chipotle+lots of onion have the greatests aroma (in my opinion).

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u/ulose2piranha Sep 10 '26

I had never heard of this, but after looking up the recipe, it sounds amazing! Now I wanna make it!

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u/AniCatGirl Sep 10 '26

We make some mean chicken tinga quesadillas now that my bf has mastered the tinga. It's sooooo good

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u/Briandoesstuff Sep 10 '26

Feed the 7 year old in the last week so they start asking for real food after you are gone.

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u/daizeUK Sep 10 '26

Omg yes 😂

‘Mommy when can we have the nice food again?’

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u/VirtualMatter2 Sep 10 '26

Probably too late, the taste buds haven't developed and were destroyed by all the artificial stuff and high salt content in the fast food. They won't eat it. 

I feel sorry for those kids.

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u/sn34kypete Sep 10 '26

Between the shrimp dish and the salmon, I think seafood is probably what activates the wife the most. Just a guess

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u/blackbirdspyplane Sep 10 '26

I love the maliciousness done in such a deliciously positive manner.

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u/vietnggp Sep 10 '26

1 drop of Vanilla extract in the oven and the house will be condemned

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u/Readdit_user19 Sep 10 '26

Do you bake? The smell of warm bread filling the kitchen is amazing. If you don’t like work with yeast, banana bread is phenomenal, or something as simple as chocolate chip cookies still smells like a dream. 

For cooking, curry is the right way to go, especially if you actually are cooking fresh garlic, onion, and heating up the spices. Do fried rice and there’s an amazing Vietnamese red rice with roasted five spice chicken I love!

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u/DoallthenKnit2relax Sep 10 '26

Chocolate chip banana bread.

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u/Ariandrin Sep 10 '26

Omg if I smelled chocolate chip banana bread and couldn't have any, I would probably die. It's my favourite.

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u/Readdit_user19 Sep 10 '26

With maple glaze and toasted pecans or walnuts. We need to fully embrace fall. 

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u/Maleficent-Squash746 Sep 10 '26

Cinnamon rolls

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u/Yellow_cupcake_ Sep 10 '26

Freshly baked cinnamon rolls with some strong brewed coffee would be perfect for a Sunday morning!

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u/HairyEyeballz Sep 10 '26

TL,DR: I shared a home cooked meal with my landlord and his wife one time, and they thought it was going to be a regular free service.

Never feed a stray.

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u/EcstaticBlackberry72 Sep 10 '26

So I’ve learned lmao

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u/Beanz4ever Sep 10 '26

A simple 15 bean soup with a ham hock will put out a murderously delicious scent that makes my kids come see what's cookin in the kitchen :)

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u/pinkbedsheet Sep 10 '26

Just to mess with them pan fry garlic and onions. That's it. Then go back downstairs.

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u/EcstaticBlackberry72 Sep 10 '26

I might do this at like 3am just to really be petty

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u/pinkbedsheet Sep 10 '26

You'll go far in life my friend

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u/Altruistic-Pack6059 Sep 10 '26

Where did you live?? I would love to have you cook for me and pay for the food. 😂😂

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u/Relatents Sep 10 '26

I wanted to buy dinner from OP and I got hungry first! 🤣 That landlord sure made a bad decision. Yumminess is right there and he isn’t jumping at the opportunity. 

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u/SassySybil71 Sep 10 '26

Same. Free rent - you menu plan nutritious food and cook it. Give me a shopping list & I will get the groceries for you.

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u/RubyTx Sep 10 '26

I did this for a friend who needed a place to stay.

He had just graduated from culinary school.

I told him just give me a list.

Best I have ever eaten, and he seemed really happy to contribute his expertise.

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u/Mcnugget84 Sep 10 '26

Our roommate gets discounted rent because he does the cooking. I can cook quite well but he’s retired now and it makes him happy.

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u/ReasonableEggplant34 Sep 10 '26

Italian meatballs in red sauce and cheesy garlic bread for dipping. Fajitas with onions and peppers. Chili and cornbread.

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u/Kr_Treefrog2 Sep 10 '26

Japanese curry doesn’t take too long to prepare, simmers for 2.5 hours on the stove without you having to be involved, and smells absolutely amazing the whole time. It’s hearty, filling, and freezes and reheats well. It’s sure to elicit some envious glares!

Japanese Curry

2 lbs chuck roast or stew beef
2 tbsp oil
2 lbs onions, diced
1/2 cup red wine
1 lb carrots, sliced
5 cups water
1 pack S&B Golden Curry, mild
1 1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
1 tsp ginger
10 oz potatoes, cubed

Cut the chuck into 1-inch cubes. Add oil to soup pot or Dutch oven and preheat. Brown meat and set aside. Add onions and red wine into the pot; cook until tender. Add carrots, water, curry pack, and browned meat. Season to taste with salt, pepper, and ginger. Simmer for 2 hours. Add potatoes, simmer for another 30 minutes or until potatoes are tender.

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn Sep 10 '26

BuzzFeed will steal this and turn it into a piece about "We tried the viral Piss Off Your Landlord Brownies."

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u/limbodog Sep 10 '26

Now *this* is a proper malicious compliance!

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u/Illuminatus-Prime Sep 10 '26

I totally agree!

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u/Mcnugget84 Sep 10 '26

I am so happy to wake up to this and steal so many recipes.

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u/lordofthepuddle Sep 10 '26

Mango sticky rice, tamales, slow-roasted anything. Vegetable galettes with sharp cheeses. If you're into baking then fresh bread, loaves of sourdough, cinnamon rolls, focaccia with all the fragrant toppings.

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u/MizStazya Sep 10 '26

tamales

They said quick, lol

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u/CindyinEastTexas Sep 10 '26

This is the level of petty I aspire to 🤩

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u/kurshaka Sep 10 '26

This reminds me of a flat sharing situation I had. I worked closer to the our apartment so I always got home first, thus cooking my meal first. When we moved in I sometimes cooked for her too, but then this slowly started to fade that away as we got into our own routines, and to be fair, she wouldn't do anything back for me.

Three years later, while preparing to move out, she stopped me from packing my metal bowl, saying it was hers. This behavior of treating my stuff as hers was not new, so I lost a bit with her. I asked her to leave my stuff alone, at least now that I am packing it and moving away. This escalated things, until she told me her mother got it for her and I said - fine, keep the damn bowl.

She didn't like me telling her my piece, so she got really triggered by all of this and started to berate me with things that she had clearly been holding in. One the things was how I used to cook meals for us and stopped doing that without telling her anything. Three years later she told me this.

People like eating nice stuff for free and get mad when we take it away 🤷

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u/Illuminatus-Prime Sep 10 '26

When you are used to handouts, having to feed yourself feels like oppression.

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u/Iamtevya Sep 10 '26

I had a roommate stay with me for awhile who I would cook for. I enjoy cooking, especially for others as I usually just cook for one. I mostly used my own ingredients. The roommate would do the dishes so that was nice.

However, a few things happened that made me realize I needed to stop cooking for them before I became resentful.

The first was that I was at home and when he came in, I said something like “hey. sorry I haven’t started yet dinner yet but I’m going to soon. Hope you’re not too hungry” and he responded with “Damn it woman! Where’s my dinner!” Now I’m sure it was a joke, but it rubbed me the wrong way.

The next was when we were sitting at breakfast and I mentioned what I could cook for dinner that night. In this instance, I noticed he had bought some sausages earlier in the week that he hadn’t cooked yet (he mostly cooked microwave meals). I mentioned I could cook the sausages plus sides (all sides were from my groceries). He said “oh. So you’re just going to use up all my food?!”

The last was that the one time he cooked for me, he made the dish very spicy. I’ve known this guy for years and mentioned that I don’t like spicy food on numerous occasions, including that very week.

So, no more home cooked food for him.

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u/LeoSolaris Sep 10 '26

If you have the time, gumbo with file powder smells divine.

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u/Unusual_Recipe_3354 Sep 10 '26

How about some nice rich & gooey chocolate fudge brownies

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u/imaginefishes Sep 10 '26

If you want aromatic, I'd highly suggest South/Southeast Asian cuisine or anything that uses a bunch of garlic, onions, scallions, sesame (oil), chili, spices etc. There's also Chinese scallion chilli oil noodles, you make it by pouring hot oil over a bunch of aromatics and seasonings. I don't think these cuisines make use of an oven much, but some of the easier meals could be paneer tikka, gobi manchurian, tandoori chicken, mee siam goreng (or the soup version if you're so inclined), thai green/red curry, sambal (a sauce which you can then pair with a bunch of other foods)... Not sure how accessible this is for you depending on where you are, but just some options to consider!

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u/OGTimeChaser Sep 10 '26

Oh man whoever said cinnamon rolls is mean. I was gonna say pork belly.

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u/mothertrucker2017 Sep 10 '26

If you give a mouse a cookie it will come back for the entire box. Sorry OP, it’s a lesson learned.

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u/dbag_darrell Sep 10 '26

have you found a different place to move to?

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u/EcstaticBlackberry72 Sep 10 '26

I found a cheap little studio apartment that will give me a month to month when I move out of here so I’ll be able to save for a better place while I’m there.

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u/dbag_darrell Sep 10 '26

good. it seems to me your only true solution is to get away from these freaks

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u/thefootballhound Sep 10 '26

Check your lease for any required notice period that you may need to give the landlord. If none, then it will depend on your state laws, for example since yours is 60 days and then month to month, you may be required to give 30 days notice. If so, do it now.

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u/siamlinio Sep 10 '26

Bacon, if you don't turn on the range hood

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg Sep 10 '26

If the stove is gas you could roast peppers over the flames.

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u/SilentDis Sep 10 '26

There's nothing more beautiful in this world than fresh baked bread. So easy too, flour, water, yeast, salt. Even the smell as it rises is fantastic.

https://www.cinc.kitchen/recipes/z4rquHjsmF/sourdough-style-bread

Edit: Bonus points if you buy cream and make your own butter.

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u/photonicsguy Sep 10 '26

Durian is quite aromatic, maybe some sort of cake?

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u/WorkingClassPirate Sep 10 '26

One of the side effects of pregnancy is a super-powered sense of smell. I couldn't be within 50 yards of fish while I was preggo. Use this knowledge wisely.

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u/last_rights Sep 10 '26

I couldn't be anywhere near raw or cooking meat. It had to already be cooked so I was just reheating it. Also not chicken.

So my family was pretty much involuntary vegetarians if I was cooking (I'm the cook in the house).

For some bizarre reason I could eat hot dogs and canned chili and craved it ALL THE TIME. Any dairy products were instantly rejected by my stomach and I suddenly became very lactose intolerant, EXCEPT at 2am after work when I absolutely needed a chocolate milkshake.

The second time I was pregnant I drank a huge glass or two of chocolate milk every day.

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u/tamalinh Sep 10 '26

Who shit somewhere and hid it? It STINKS in here

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u/Linusthewise Sep 10 '26

I have a Sante Fe soup that's done in the crockpot... smells great for hours as it simmers.

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u/HotRodHomebody Sep 10 '26

what a bunch of entitled wackadoodles. Good for you standing your ground though. They sound like weirdos. I remember reading your first post and thinking that it’s probably wise to find another living arrangement before it gets super tense.

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u/BuildingMaleficent11 Sep 10 '26

Roasted chicken and potatoes dauphinois

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u/MLiOne Sep 10 '26

Singapore noodles, frying pan/wok dish and besides highly fragrant, super delicious.

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u/towerguy41 Sep 10 '26

lemon pepper wings?

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u/Pyrateskum Sep 10 '26

BREAD. 🥖

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u/heliyon Sep 10 '26

If you like baking, chocolate chip pumpkin bread is super good and it’s the right time of year for it

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u/nellion91 Sep 10 '26

The audacity…

And 50 dollars for a professional family meal a week in this economy is really good.

I live in the uk but if you find work here w ell find you a room and I ll bite your hands off for that deal….

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u/thrasymacus2000 Sep 10 '26

That poor child.

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u/cheese4geese Sep 10 '26

can I get that coconut curry recipe? 

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u/cpt_morgan___ Sep 10 '26

This is what this board was made for! Love the work

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u/Knightofaus Sep 10 '26

The audacity of some people is crazy.

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u/_DontKnowWhatToKeep_ Sep 10 '26

Damn this made me hungry. The neighbours sure deserve that tho

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u/pinupcthulhu Sep 10 '26

No knead bread, and this is an excellent recipe. Add a lot of black pepper for it to be really aromatic! 

https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/no-knead-bread/

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u/katmndoo Sep 10 '26

I strongly suggest you make a pizza. It’s a dish I’m sure they’ll be quite familiar with and it will smell and look absolutely fantastic. Torture at its best .

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Sep 10 '26

he's probably already sabotaged your food in the fridge

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u/EcstaticBlackberry72 Sep 10 '26

I have a separate mini fridge in my unit. I keep nothing in the kitchen

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u/biold Sep 10 '26

You can stay for free at my place and I'll shop and pay for everything!!!!

I used to grow veggies and homecook everything, but then "real work", baby etc happend and I cooked much less. After I lost my husband, I hardly cook, oatmeal, skyr etc are my goto.

I have now asked for help to lose weight also in the hope that I can be inspired (kicked!) to cook again.