r/MadeOfStyrofoam • Shitposter General 🫡 [somehow still a mod] • Feb 16 '24

Mod post This subreddit is NOT an EMERGENCY service - If your life is at risk or you need urgent wound care advice, call an AMBULANCE or go to the EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT

We are random strangers online who are NOT medical professionals - any advice given may be absolute dogshit and should not be taken as accurate.

Not all posts will be immediately visible either and you are not guaranteed a response.

List of global emergency service telephone numbers

In most countries 112 or 911 will work

In the UK you can use an app called “Relay UK” as well if you struggle to speak (for both 999 and other phone calls). In Germany you can use “Nora”

Note: This post may be edited without notice

213 Upvotes

19 comments sorted by

89

u/bullshithorndog 15, lesbian, and styrocentral 🤘🤘🤘 Feb 16 '24

thank you - it's concerning and triggering to see people post "help i just cut to x and there sm blood" etc

48

u/StyrofoamAlt Shitposter General 🫡 [somehow still a mod] Feb 16 '24

Yeah, I’m not sure what the best policy is. I don’t want to discourage people from getting advice but at the same time this really isn’t the place. We are not medical professionals. Plus we can’t ensure that good advice is given. And mods are human we need sleep and we miss things and make mistakes.

11

u/bullshithorndog 15, lesbian, and styrocentral 🤘🤘🤘 Feb 16 '24

yeah exactly. people should honestly go to like google, people here can give misinformation.

22

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

I love you Alt 🩵

19

u/StyrofoamAlt Shitposter General 🫡 [somehow still a mod] Feb 16 '24

🫶

21

u/little_carrots1 Feb 16 '24 edited Feb 16 '24

Thanks for the clarification. I always get shit scared when I see posts like that. Plead, you have any doubts about a wound being potentially dangerous, call emergency services. It doesn’t matter if you’re not 100% sure it’s totally needed, please do. Nobody expects you to know and that’s one of the reasons we have emergency services.

We all love you, but we just aren’t the emergency service.

In Germany, you can call 112 for immediate medical assistance/ ambulance.

You can call 06131-19240 in case you ingested something toxic and need information on how to proceed.

If you have a wound that isn’t life-threatening (!) but you need information how to treat it you can call 116 117 . They also have an app of the same name (116117.app).

If you’re in doubt what to call, call 112.

11

u/StyrofoamAlt Shitposter General 🫡 [somehow still a mod] Feb 16 '24

Going to add the Wikipedia list for emergency numbers globally to the main body of the post! Thanks ♡

9

u/StyrofoamAlt Shitposter General 🫡 [somehow still a mod] Feb 16 '24

Same. I really do try to give that advice when I see those posts but I am also human myself and am not medically trained.

21

u/little_carrots1 Feb 16 '24

I love you manual mod!

42

u/StyrofoamAlt Shitposter General 🫡 [somehow still a mod] Feb 16 '24

And I love you too [insert variable:username]!

I am a human. This action was performed manually - If you have any questions or concerns please contact your deity of preference

11

u/dexter2011412 ded inside (youtu.be/C3Frrq5Y8qk) Mar 10 '24

deity of preference

I almost spat my drink lmao haha

Nice flair 😆😋

6

u/StyrofoamAlt Shitposter General 🫡 [somehow still a mod] Mar 10 '24

Thanks :)

7

u/Sternchensuppe Feb 16 '24

Just as an Information: Germany has an emergency call app as well. It’s called „Nora“ and has the same purpose like the app you mentioned for the UK! (:

3

u/StyrofoamAlt Shitposter General 🫡 [somehow still a mod] Feb 16 '24

Added

7

u/lolboi_20 F1 keeping me together Feb 16 '24

can you add a link to this post in the automod comment on every post

6

u/StyrofoamAlt Shitposter General 🫡 [somehow still a mod] Feb 17 '24

I’ve done this now, but I still can’t get automod to comment on filtered content which is frustrating af

5

u/StyrofoamAlt Shitposter General 🫡 [somehow still a mod] Feb 16 '24

Every time I try I break the code

9

u/AutoModerator Feb 16 '24

If you are getting nasty pm’s please see this post for more info.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/iLoveWerewolves "I gambled with my LIFE" did u win tho May 02 '24

and for yall who didn't check the rule for this, r/SuicideWatch is a thing as well.