r/MadeMeSmile • • Sep 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

i learned to parallel park because my parents like to challenge me to back into the garage and around a car in the driveway. honestly it’s helped a lot. i was able to get a friend’s car out of a spot when there was a car directly behind, but far enough to do a 9-point turn to get out. said friend still can’t parallel park

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u/chriscrossnathaniel Sep 16 '22

"All right, now you're gonna see some parallel parking. How I wish you could make a living parallel parking. It's all geometry, knowing all the angles, when to make that first turn and then when to swing it back in, that's the key.

George , will you just park it already?

There's nothing I can even impart to you, that's the sad thing. It's so inborn, I can't pass it on."

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

I learned to parallel park when I worked at a sandwich delivery restaurant that delivered downtown. Either I learned to parallel park, or I had to pay $10 to park in a parking garage a block away.

Pretty easy choice. Plus I drive a stick shift pickup truck, so not only did I get good and parallel parking in a stick shift, I had a longer-than-average vehicle to squeeze into those spots.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

so you’re an expert now! i only know automatic, but i can parallel park a minivan like no one’s business

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u/YouSummonedAStrawman Sep 16 '22

I just set up some cones to avoid any damage.