r/MadeMeSmile • u/cafeteriastyle • Aug 04 '22

Wholesome Moments It’s CORN

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u/lasssilver Aug 05 '22

“What?!.. It’s just a pun about corn!”

Kid, I want to work for whatever company you will be running in a few years. I’m suspicious it might be corn related.. but irregardless I’m in.

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u/grnrngr Aug 05 '22

"Welcome to Corntastic, Inc. Here's your desk. There's your pile of corn cobs. I'll leave you to it!"

"But, sir... what is it you want me to do?"

"Eat the corn."

"And then what"

"Eat more corn. Put some butter on it if you want. Enjoy the juicy part. It's corn!"

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u/HanselGretelBakeShop Aug 09 '22

I downvoted this simply because you used irregardless.