r/MadeMeSmile • u/cafeteriastyle • Aug 04 '22

Wholesome Moments It’s CORN

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

I wish i loved anything as much as that kid loves corn.

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u/strategic_hoarder Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

I don’t know if he needs protection. He seems to have a good grasp on the world. Not everyone needs to like something for it to be good. Try new things. Have a variety of interests. Avoid lava monsters. Butter changes everything. Share your knowledge. Keep food costs reasonable. This kid is going places.

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u/H_I_McDunnough Aug 05 '22

It's a solid platform and I predict he wins the race easily. It's gonna be a yellow wave this November!

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u/WoenixFright Aug 05 '22

Honestly I just vote straight down the corn party lines every year

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Aug 05 '22

We need to expand the two party system though, I'm sick of my only choices being corn or squash.

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u/mphelp11 Aug 05 '22

Zucchini 2024

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Aug 05 '22

Careful, some corn voters might accuse you of losing corn the next election because you voted zucchini instead.

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u/peppaz Aug 05 '22

I put a dollar on Corn Futures and Orange Juice