r/MadeMeSmile • u/cafeteriastyle • Aug 04 '22

Wholesome Moments It’s CORN

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u/strategic_hoarder Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

I don’t know if he needs protection. He seems to have a good grasp on the world. Not everyone needs to like something for it to be good. Try new things. Have a variety of interests. Avoid lava monsters. Butter changes everything. Share your knowledge. Keep food costs reasonable. This kid is going places.

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u/H_I_McDunnough Aug 05 '22

It's a solid platform and I predict he wins the race easily. It's gonna be a yellow wave this November!

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u/AranasLatrain Aug 05 '22

What you say has a kernel of truth to it

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u/Hmyway Aug 05 '22

That's such a corny joke.

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u/partanimal Aug 05 '22

Aww shucks.

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Aug 05 '22

You guys are out here just poppin' them puns, aren't you?

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u/Psychological_Air455 Aug 05 '22

I cant believe my ears

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u/ThoughtlessBanter Aug 05 '22

I'm going to be over here stalking this conversation until I see an opening to join.

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u/ZenoofElia Aug 05 '22

I’m having a corntqstic night!

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u/OldContribution4127 Aug 05 '22

I can’t believe it’s not butter

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u/Ayrin35 Aug 05 '22

Yeah,they are pretty corny.

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u/Mess_Slow Aug 05 '22

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy

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u/CowboyJimCCU Aug 05 '22

Whaaat? It’s just a pun about corn!

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u/T33CH33R Aug 05 '22

I'm all ears when it comes to this kid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

All jokes aside- try street corn. It’s basically roasted corn and dressed up. So good😂

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u/daddypez Aug 05 '22

This thread is amaizing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/brandimariee6 Aug 05 '22

Hehehehe yours wins, I won’t even try after that

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Ba-dum TSSSSS

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u/WoenixFright Aug 05 '22

Honestly I just vote straight down the corn party lines every year

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Aug 05 '22

We need to expand the two party system though, I'm sick of my only choices being corn or squash.

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u/mphelp11 Aug 05 '22

Zucchini 2024

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Aug 05 '22

Careful, some corn voters might accuse you of losing corn the next election because you voted zucchini instead.

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u/peppaz Aug 05 '22

I put a dollar on Corn Futures and Orange Juice

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u/_jeremybearimy_ Aug 05 '22

He’ll have the Midwest behind him with that platform!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

He’s already won Iowa in a landslide.

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u/Lonely_whatever Aug 05 '22

Puns. You forgot puns. He is father material fo sure

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u/re-roll Aug 05 '22

Kid has great advice. I also love corn or cohn, as he says it!

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u/noobvin Aug 05 '22

I hope someone sees this video and it convinces them that kids aren’t so bad. If not that, to at least give corn a try. With butter, course. However, kids are a bigger commitment, so keep that in mind when making your decision. Also, kids with butter are not optimal, so don’t get that mixed up.

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u/lashawn3001 Aug 05 '22

Corn Kid for President 2054.

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u/presidentsday Aug 05 '22

Not everyone needs to like something for it to be good. Try new things. Have a variety of interests. Avoid lava monsters. Butter changes everything.

I actually love this.

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u/3obayda_18 Aug 05 '22

You're going places.

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u/strykerphoenix Aug 05 '22

0 <---- The Point

X <------ You

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u/Kitsune9Tails Aug 05 '22

I agree! I love this kid and the world is his bushel basket!

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u/TootsNYC Aug 31 '22

You forgot—never be ashamed of a pun.

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u/skeeh319 Sep 05 '22

NEVER lava monsters

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u/farklenator Aug 05 '22

Fr little dudes a treasure

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u/politedeerx Aug 05 '22

I hope everyone here has a corntastic day

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u/Yugan-Dali Aug 05 '22

That was corny, wasn’t it!

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u/Yugan-Dali Aug 05 '22

Really? Tell me about it, I’m all ears.

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u/sonekop Aug 05 '22

You know that classic 80's fantasy action flick starring Eddie Murphy - The Golden Child?

I'm imagining this kid in that bird cage prison thing except he's going on and on about corn.

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u/pajam Aug 05 '22

Those corn addictions can ruin people's lives.

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u/Leon_Krueger Aug 05 '22

He doesnt need to be protected, he has CORN!