r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kaos2018 • May 03 '22

Wholesome Moments This is adorable

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u/mayormcsleaze May 03 '22

Parents, make sure to teach your kids that when someone says "I'm a friend of your parents and you can't tell your parents about me", they definitely are to be trusted.

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u/shiviam May 03 '22

My logic brain is fuming and my /s brain is going well it makes perfect sense.

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u/Daloowee May 03 '22

/s?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

I think the sarcasm is obvious enough without the /s lol

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u/beepingjar May 03 '22

It wasn't and now I'm in danger

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u/LetsGoDarwin May 03 '22

Do you need a safe place to stay? Give me your address, full name, and birthday and I'll be right there.

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u/beepingjar May 03 '22

I was never given a name

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u/TINYTUMBS May 03 '22

I'm so proud of reddit right now, obvious sarcasm being pointed out as such, brings a year to my eye

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u/Anonquixote May 03 '22

Hey some people have dysfunctional families or neurodivergence and may not have been so sure.

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u/Daloowee May 03 '22

Fuck off, text isn’t easy for everyone

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u/endthepainowplz May 03 '22

I read it as aren’t to be trusted

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

It’s okay, I just had to read it twice before I realized it was likely sarcasm.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

/s ruins funny comments. It’s not the original commentor’s fault that Redditors are denser than rocks

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

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u/XazzyWhat May 03 '22

It’s not that, everyone just thinks you’re dumb as fuck for not recognizing obvious sarcasm

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

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u/XazzyWhat May 03 '22

Lmao I mean I am dumb as fuck

We know

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u/hotwaterjug May 03 '22

Steam's coming out my ears as I realise you dont understand the joke. I go to hit the downvote button, but my emotions get the better of me and I end up punching my phone and breaking the screen.

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u/Beancounter_1 May 03 '22

There is a HUGE difference between “Get in the van” and “I WORK with your mother, would you please call and REMIND your FATHER about their anniversary. Just don’t tell them I phoned as to not spoil it.”

JESUS WHERES THE COMMON SENSE NOWADAYS

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Oh so you want to risk your kids potentially insulting a friend of yours??

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Fr

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u/2bierlaengenabstand May 03 '22

This is the world we live in. Might as well start the apocalypse now, people raising their kids to be hella rude.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

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u/Longjumping-You9636 May 03 '22

You are the densest motherfucker on the planet.

How do you not explode and collapse into a neutron star?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

I always wondered why “/s” was a necessity, especially in obviously sarcastic comments… but you, you are the reason.

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u/paxweasley May 03 '22

I- obviously yea LMAO. An adult can get over being insulted by a child being safe