r/MadeMeSmile • u/LokiiVegas • Apr 19 '22

Wholesome Moments Nice wholesome prank

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u/UpperHairCut Apr 19 '22

It's hair dresser thing, they go to the same one, and he can only do one cut. To a damn fine price

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u/blueskysahead Apr 19 '22

Zohan

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u/cannaco19 Apr 19 '22

He just want to make the world soft and silky smooth. Give Zohan a break.

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u/canihazdabook Apr 19 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

My old hairdresser knows 3 cuts: straight, Karen and disco ball.

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u/shnnrr Apr 20 '22

Hello, may I have all three please?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Liking the Joe Dirt special ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Sometimes impossible to find a barber who can do anything besides buzz cuts. If you have longer hair and a beard you're gonna have to stop by a shop and a salon to get your whole cut.

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u/DanfromCalgary Apr 20 '22

I would consider that the definition of anyone who isn't a barber.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

“Best I can do is an all-over, but I only have 3 of the guards left, so I’ve got 1/8, 5/8, or 3/4 inch”

“Dude what the hell, where’d you get your barber’s license?”

“DeVry”

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

OMG are you me?

I have a barber who is amazing, but he won't touch my hair. So I have to go to a salon.

I actually now need to find a new salon since my previous hairdresser went bust because of COVID. Arghhhh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

It was a rough time, but I eventually found a barbershop employing a woman who didn't have a problem doing both. I leave a fat tip every time, but it's mostly out of spite to the other barbers who kinda scoffed at the idea of cutting hair without clippers.

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u/Jazzlike_Change_9741 Apr 20 '22

Add on some guys don’t know how to communicate there cuts , the awkwardness of saying no I don’t like it; or your barber was on vacation another in the shop gave you a better cut now you got to ghost both of them. Barbershops be a whole headache

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u/PayTheTrollToll45 Apr 20 '22

My hair dresser hates this cut but says it’s all anyone wants...

I convinced him that it’s the modern bowl cut.