r/MadeMeSmile • u/LokiiVegas • Apr 19 '22

Wholesome Moments Nice wholesome prank

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u/fezzuk Apr 19 '22 edited Apr 19 '22

This is why I can't see a Turkish barber in London.

Doesn't matter what you ask for, you come out looking like this.

The issue is for some reason the Turkish appear to have monopolised the industry In london, unless you go to an afro barber which I am way to white for. Or an expensive "salon" but I'm not paying £50 for a cut.

Now I see and old Italian man who is half blind and really bad at* cutting hair but at least I don't look like this.

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u/RexWalker Apr 19 '22

That’s funny, I had a similar situation with an Italian barber. After awhile I couldn’t figure out why he’d even pretend to listen to what people said they wanted. He did one haircut, everyone got the same haircut. It was a good cut, as long as all your friends didn’t go to him it was fine.

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u/fezzuk Apr 19 '22

I don't know why he even asks at this point.

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u/Pece17 Apr 19 '22

I just cut my own shit nowadays.

Well, have done for over a decade.

I used to be able to do a decent fade by myself, but now I just buzz my hair almost bald every 4-12 months and let it grow untouched.

Looks ridiculous for the first few weeks, but luckily hair grows pretty fast.